Tanquist · @tanquist
41 followers · 769 posts · Server masto.ai

"What's that?"
Pres. George HW Bush pointing at a supermarket scanner.

#truestory #hautetake #hashitout

Last updated 3 years ago

Schadenfreude · @fleur_de_LA
133 followers · 1449 posts · Server home.social

did a pretty good job in regards to 's book .

A moment of silence for the poor sound engineer of the audiobook...😅

#munyachawawa #princeharry #spare #hautetake #hashitout #hashtaggames #hashtaggame

Last updated 3 years ago

Jason · @Jason844
115 followers · 2166 posts · Server universeodon.com

My Gulfstream G650 jet is a necessity. Only peasants fly commercial.


#hautetake #hashitout

Last updated 3 years ago

Paul Bamford · @paulbam3
95 followers · 558 posts · Server kolektiva.social

It's just like kope lemak, except the coffee beans have been passed through the digestive systems of 13 year old female virgins.

#hautetake #hashitout #kopelemak

Last updated 3 years ago

Lisa · @MiaLis79
132 followers · 971 posts · Server mastodon.social

Don't give me potato pancakes,K topped with a 7.00$ jar of Cavier. AKA: Latkes.

Make sure it's topped with Purebred Beluga Caviar, which is only 7000$ for 8.75 oz.

I'm not a catfish, I know the difference. Did I mention I'm a catfish who dresses to nines, fake pearls & zirconium studded pumps.

Shoutouts to all the catfish!

#hashtaggames #hautetake

Last updated 3 years ago

Chamomile Hangover · @ChamomileHangover
334 followers · 937 posts · Server mstdn.party

All this rain is really wreaking havoc on our airstrip.

#hautetake #hashitout #hashtaggames

Last updated 3 years ago

Paul Chambers :chambers: · @paul
1172 followers · 2465 posts · Server oldfriends.live

This mustard is too yellow. Only peasants eat bright yellow mustard. Bring me fancy mustard!

#hautetake #hashitout

Last updated 3 years ago

Hash It Out · @hashitout
111 followers · 493 posts · Server retro.pizza

Tonight's hashtag is... !

We're mocking one of the only group that is morally correct to mock: the rich.

your best slams against the wealthy and elite and be sure to include and so we can your jokes!

Examples: "I never wear anything less than $1000 on my person" or "Oh so suddenly owning a Zambian emerald mind makes me an elite?" or "Wait, most people *can't* hire an executive chef?"

Enjoy!

#hashitout #hautetake #toot #boost #hashtaggames

Last updated 3 years ago