@Sheril @keesey
Sounds like you could #helpHershel perhaps w/an answer...(if he's truly interested)
#DeepThoughtsByHerschel ...apes,humans,vampires & Werewolves...
&other"great mysteries" of a rather confused mind;
Although, seems like a perfect @nbcsnl #SNL or late-night TV skit #jimmykimmel #JimmyFallon