Finished this about 10 minutes ago, but completely spaced on posting it! Here's my next to last new piece for the night! Plan 9 up next!
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After hearing all of the sci-fi noises for archaic weaponry in this film, I kind of want to watch a space opera where all of the laser blasts sound like catapults launching.
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Where's Bubo?! WE WANT BUBO!!!!
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I feel like Delilah might have a pretty decent libel case against a variety of publishers and film studios ...
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@analgesicsleep Dang! You totally nailed it! Like a grindhouse theater converted into a sleazy storefront protestant church!
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@GenXAndBitter YES! Hercules would help the f*** out of those Ewoks!
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That rope just made laser noises ...
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Who would win in a fight between Kirk Morris Hercules and Lou Ferrigno Hercules?
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1. Hercules VS the Ape Women
2. Santo Fights Hercules
3. Hercules of the Living Dead
4. Bride of Hercules 
5. Hercules Meets Abbott and Costello
6. Hercules in Space
7. Hercules and Dolemite Fight the Eelmen of Atlantis
8. Herc and the Furious (Hercules steals cars and DVD players)
9. Hercules II: The Herc-ening
10. Three Men and a Hercules
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These Herculez peplum film concepts are up for grabs and would practically write themselves! You’re very welcome!
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I could not have lived in ancient times. Robes should not be worn outside the house and I ain't having it. #TCMParty #HerculesSamsonAndUlysses

Alright, so when Pietro Francisci puts the Greek mythological figure Hercules in a Biblical setting in the early 60s, Conservative puritanical film censors are completely cool with it, but when John Waters puts Jesus in Multiple Maniacs (1970) it’s suddenly blasphemous …
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First progress shot! May not look like much yet, but trust me, drawing Hercules is -- on a linguistic point -- a Herculean task ...
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It’s been a while since I’ve been to Sunday School, but I’m pretty sure that Hercules is not Bible canon …
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@GenXAndBitter 🤣Bake sale, chariot wash; all for naught!
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Oh no! Unless Hercules can beat Pontius Pilate at the bug ski race, the Roman are going to tear down the teen youth center!
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The women in Queen of Outer Space were wearing more than these dudes. #TCMParty #HerculesSamsonAndUlysses

Lion fighting in a peplum film: DRINK!
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Doesn't Danny DeVito play a satyr in this, or am I mixing up my Herculeses again?
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Film Crew: “So wait, are we making a Hercules peplum Genre-Film, or a Biblical Epic Genre-Film?”
Director: “Yes …”
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I bet Kenneth Anger had a pretty understandably strained, but very astute sense of irony pertaining to the fact that at the time his Underground films were being blasted by moralistic a-holes for their overtly home-erotic content, straight normies were lining-up around the block to see bearded, sweaty, muscled Olympian gladiators penetratng each other with swords without batting an eye ... oh, heteronormitivity ...
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