Guy working out next to me talking about how the New Girlfriend has low expectations — the previous girlfriend had high expectations “so I got rid of her.” #HesAKeeper #ClubSwanky

Look what Santa Craig brought me! I have THE best partner ever. #hesakeeper

I have the best hubs in the world 🥰 because he brings me a hot chocolate like this!
#SpousalAppreciation
#HesAKeeper

The husband-shaped person & I went to get our tetanus vaccine today. The seating area has clear screens between each seat.

Me: *sits down & puts hand on screen by him, making a sad face*
E: *immediately starts to pretend dying due to radiation poisoning*

#startrek #hesakeeper