I've been having problems with my credit card terminal, and had been assured that it was probably just needing a new battery, but... here is what is showing on the screen, right now.
#HesDeadJim #PiningForTheFjords

My Keurig coffee maker has decided to voluntarily take part in the scheduled layoffs at work today. I popped open some k-cups and used the Aeropress until we can hire it back as a contractor or something.

#coffee #HesDeadJim #layoff

I may not be a smart person ; but this little alarm followed by a pop, sizzle and an ionized smell means #HesDeadJim #home-lab