Hey, Elon!

You’ve crashed cars, rockets, and Twitter. Everything you touch these days fails. Maybe you should next invest in drugs for erectile dysfunction.
#HeyElon #ElonMusk #Twitter #Tesla #X #EverythingElonTouchesCrashes

Hey, Elon!

Until this point, I’ll bet you had neve Meta any thread you didn’t like. Now, you’re being tripped up by more than 30 million of them. Yeah, life Zucks. Poor baby.

The one thing I appreciate about you, Muskrat, is that without even trying, you remind the world daily that a person can become a billionaire, and STILL be a fucking loser.
#ElonMusk #MUSKrat #Twitter #Meta #MarkZuckerberg #Threads #Instagram #Facebook #SocialNetworking #BillionaireLoser #HeyElon

Hey, Musk! Hey, Zuck!

What’s this “cage fighting” nonsense I’ve been hearing about?
This isn’t healthy for anyone.

Put the bullshit aside and settle your differences like two reasonable, multibillionaire geniuses should. Take a long trip together. Shut out the world, get away from the noise; talk things out. In all likelihood, you’ll find yourselves closer than you ever thought possible, sooner than later, in ways you’ve never imagined.
#ElonMusk #MarkZuckerberg #OceanGate #HeyElon #HeyZuck

Hey Elon!

So many respectable users have left Twitter that, given the politics and “character” of who remains, you may be compelled to name it Shitter, Truth Social 2, Bag of MAGAts, Klandestine Nation, or the NeoNazi Network.
#ElonMusk #Twexit #Twexodus #Twitter #RenameTwitter #Shitter #TruthSocial2 #BagOfMAGAts #KlandestineNation #KlanDestination #NeoNaziNetwork #HeyElon

Hey, Elon!

The way you’re going, you’ll soon out-Trump Trump when it comes to social networking fiascos. Now wouldn’t be a bad time to rename Twitter: “Less Truth, Less Social.”
#ElonMusk #Twitter #LessTruthLessSocial #Trump #TruthSocial #SocialNotWorking #HeyElon

Hey, Elon!

From your SpaceX rockets
to your Tesla self-driving cars
to your Twitter propaganda network…

Everything you touch crashes and burns.
Maybe you should cut back on the Kool-Aid consumption.
#EveythingElonTouchesCrashesAndBurns #ElonMusk #KoolAid #HeyElon