And let Google and Amazon win??? Nah…

#Siri #Apple #Cortana #HeyGoogle #Alexa

https://mastodon.online/@9to5Mac/110828468635482276

This is ...

...

I don't actually have the words to describe the vindictive meanspirited callousness of this piece.

Just garbage, a complete waste of perfectly good electrons.

Never heard of this #TERF before, but I bet I won't be able to escape her name here shortly.

I'm just a cis white guy yet I am offended and embarrassed.

#HeyGoogle why did you feature this in my #GoogleNews feed? Please stop.

https://www.city-journal.org/article/miss-netherlands-is-the-face-of-western-self-cancellation

#HeyGoogle

Comparable how exactly?

"Who makes the best integrated graphics solution, AMD or Intel? The answer is simple right now if you check our GPU benchmarks hierarchy: AMD wins, easily, at least on the desktop. Current Ryzen APUs with Vega 11 Graphics are about 2.5 times faster than Intel's UHD Graphics 630"

Source 🔗
https://www.tomshardware.com/features/amd-vs-intel-integrated-graphics#:~:text=Who%20makes%20the%20best%20integrated,than%20Intel's%20UHD%20Graphics%20630.

#HeyGoogle

This is to play #Android phone games on my desktop right?

#Ryzen shine.

#HeyGoogle Is Planned Obsolescence accellerating at maybe a too rapid pace?

https://arstechnica.com/google/2023/06/rip-to-my-pixel-fold-dead-after-four-days/

An errant @google device in my bathroom plays white noise.

Me: "Hey #Google, stop."

Device: [Does nothing.]

Me: "Hey Google, STOP!"

Device: [Does nothing.]

Me: "HEY GOOGLE, STOP!"

Device: [Does nothing.]

Me: [Takes a damn hammer to the damn device, and smashes it to bits.]

Nah, I rebooted it, but man... Not a day passes before some Google device around my apartment does something stupid.

#GoogleDevices #idiot #stupid #buggy #bugs #reboot #HeyGoogle #OkGoogle

On peut dire ici que toutes les couleurs du logo de #Google sont présentes. Mais quelle est celle qui est en trop ? / We can say here that all the colors of the #Google logo are present. But which one is too much? / Spéc. : Google Pixel 6, ƒ/1,85, 1/250, 6,81 mm, 45 ISO / #photography #photographie #Pixel #HeyGoogle #TeamPixel #nature #Morvan #France

Google Assistant is not letting my talk to my to do app (TickTick) because it refuses to believe I do not want to talk to TikTok! 😆😆😩😠
#AI #HeyGoogle #ArtificialUnintelligence

RT @tuessl
#HeyGoogle @GoogleDE, könnt ihr nicht mal Karten machen, die Straßen nach der anzahl der Menschen, die sich dort täglich aufhalten und durchbewegen?

Die Daten habt ihr doch? https://twitter.com/julianoshea/status/1627274833250881537

The future is not what I expected it to be… we were promised flying cars and smart houses and instead I find myself arguing with a search engine to turn on the lights… #firstworldproblems #heygoogle #thefutureisdumb

Google just told me to give this a go, hahaha #ValentinesDay #HeyGoogle

Okay. Not sure if I'm the only one, but I gotta say, "Hey Google" on the Nest Speakers really is hopeless. We have a few Nest Speakers, linked into a group and it hardly ever plays exactly what you request, always decides to play on a random speaker, and will occasionally decide to play a couple of different songs at the same time. This morning we almost smashed the speakers in a rage! #Google #HeyGoogle #Nest #YouTubeMusic

Every once in a while our #GoogleAssistant is activated by something that sounds like, but actually isn't, #OkGoogle or #HeyGoogle. It has happened in mostly benign ways for years. Just now it turned on right before I said, "That's a nice ass." Her response was a decidedly dejected, "Oh..." Now I feel that I have inadvertently assaulted an AI and don't know how to make it up to her. 🫣

No, #Google... letting me know about a one-day sale that took place four days ago is NOT useful. #DadThoughts #WeekendThoughts #HeyGoogle

Gmail should have a newsletter service. #heygoogle #gmail

Heads up: You can never say, "Hey Google, next song..." when *any* Stevie Wonder is already playing.
#HeyGoogle #HeyAlexa #HeySiri #HeyStopIt

#HeyGoogle #aborto #GoogleMaps
Le false informazioni di Google Maps sui luoghi dove si può abortire https://www.ilpost.it/2022/12/13/false-informazioni-google-maps-aborto/ via @ilpost@twitter.com

"Hey, Poople."

And #Google #Assistant activates. Fun times. 💩

#GoogleAssistant #HeyGoogle

How I use Google Voice Assistant. #heygoogle

#productivity

1. Try Advanced #Google Search.
2. Put a word in "none of these words" and submit.
3. Copy the text in the results search bar.
4. Paste it in and do a new Google search.
5. The two results (#SERPs) DIFFER: 1st will EXCLUDE—the 2nd WILL INCLUDE THE WORD. #SEO #Marketing #Branding #HeyGoogle