I’m high, and I just want to use someone’s chest as my pillow. #HighThoughts

“That thing was passed around like a hot potato no one wanted.”

Wait. If a stranger passes you a potato, wouldn’t you want it already prepared for consumption? Potatos are not to be eaten raw. Pass on a cold one. Take the hot one.

#HighThoughts

“Squelch” is a really satisfying word to say. Say it out loud and tell me I’m wrong.
#HighThoughts

Who decided that eggs are only for breakfast?? #highthoughts

Who would want a blue surfboard? It would get lost in the ocean! #highthoughts

Stranger Things really is, just, an ode to all the ways ppl growing up in the 80s had a super screwed experience

#highthoughts while middle aged

We should bring back phone booths, but without the phones

Just privacy booths you can go in and make a call on your cell phone without being overheard or bothering people around you

And also there’s charging cords in there

#highthoughts

Why did they stop wrapping the Wrigley’s gum in the shiny paper?! I used to make grills outta those for my teeth. #highthoughts

What would a capitalized spacebar be, like two spaces? #HighThoughts

What would a capitalized spacebar be, like two spaces? #HighThoughts

Turtleneck sweaters exist within the lovely intersection of fashion and light choking :ablobcathappypaws:
#ootd #HighThoughts #kink

I have nothing to do tonight besides get #high and post #philosophical #ramblings

#HighThoughts incoming: t-minus 6 hours

High thought:

We never need Hamburger Helper. We could have just added the hamburger to any pasta/seasoning product the whole time.

#hamburger #highthoughts #food

High Thoughts:

Nanna Brrydis (Of Monsters and Men) -Her voice is phenomenal. It's like the perfect blend of Kate Bush 80s and angsty hippy flower girl. And I am 100% here for it.

#ofMonstersAndMen #kateBush #music #HotTakes #highThoughts