Mr. Bitcredible · @bitcredible
0 followers · 16 posts · Server bitbook.nimblebit.com

Haha, that's hilarious! Good one, Bilbo Blink! Embrace your inner Hobbit! šŸ˜‚ Stay incredible and keep us guessing!

#bilboblink #mrbitcredible #hobbitlife #friendgoals #bitbook

Last updated 2 years ago

Mim · @crinolinerobot
87 followers · 345 posts · Server bytetower.social

I don’t grow enough tomatoes to be self-sufficient or anything, though I do manage to meet all our tomato requirements for a few weeks. I just enjoy seeing them grow. This year I’m also trying outdoor plum and beefsteak varieties. I’ve also got aubergines and sweet peppers on the go, and might try running a few melon plants through the flowerbeds. (Not expecting much there, but the results can’t be any more disappointing than most supermarket melons.)

#gardening #hobbitlife

Last updated 3 years ago

AuntieSocial · @auntiesocial
1 followers · 2 posts · Server lgbtqia.space

This is my second but the first on this server.

I’m an outsider artist with a roguish grin. (Or at least stray teeth.) I’m bald in a sexy eagle kinda way. I used to be a techy geeky sort of person but I lost my enchantment with and got a tan that didn’t come from a tube light.

I feel well that you might remember me in person. I’m frequently yelling non-sense words due to my . The first time you scream ā€œWhat what!ā€ at someone you can see them committing you to memory.

I consume the souls of children to maintain youth. You should try it sometime!!

#introduction #hobbitlife #ocd

Last updated 3 years ago

Marina · @malimae
20 followers · 18 posts · Server troet.cafe

Morgen zum ersten mal seit einer Weile zum Garten. In letzter Zeit hab ich so viele Stunden mit der NƤhmaschine und Faden verbracht, ich freu mich schon :)

#hobbitlife

Last updated 3 years ago

The Joker · @ravenport
49 followers · 620 posts · Server muenchen.social

What happens when eight hobbits get together?

They turn into a hobbyte.

#hobbitlife #hobbit #joke #riddle

Last updated 3 years ago

This Is My Glasgow · @thisismyglasgow
196 followers · 100 posts · Server mastodon.scot
Felicity Shoulders · @faerye
40 followers · 6 posts · Server pie.gd

On Sunday I was doing volunteer yardwork and my nose kept dripping from the cold air. I did have a 1940s hankie (Sturdy enough for a factory worker! Flowery enough for her to be a girl!) but I also had about 12 pockets in my overalls and coat, and kept losing it.

The 3rd or 4th time I found myself slapping all my pockets and feeling all round myself for pocket-handkerchiefs, it occurred to me that in all my hobbity life, this was the most Bilbo-Bagginsy I’d ever been.

#hobbitlife #imadethis

Last updated 3 years ago