We've been nudged for decades to self-identify as marketing demographics

Sign-up pages ask for email, username, password, maybe a birthdate

But once you're on board, you're prompted to add a photo of yourself (hello race, gender, age)

for the anarchists in the back who insist on using a pet as your avatar, we have skin tone emojis and pronouns

How many times have you seen this bio:

#Religion #PoliticalParty #Disabilty #JobTitle & #Parent of %d kids #Hobby1 #Hobby2 #Cause #Slogan #Cause2