@KydiaMusic @RuggedBotRomeo I definitely get it!

"Must answer the five questions. Three questions sire. Right. Three questions."

#MontyPython
#HolyGrail
#GOAT

@nicegnome is tearing down some built-ins in the garage, and from here, it sounds like that scene in Holy Grail when they're building the Trojan Rabbit to get into the French castle.

#homereno #reno #renovation #home #montypython #holygrail

this gaming PDF is 100% free

just sayin'

#DnD #DnD5E #DungeonsAndDragons #5E #MontyPython #HolyGrail #OneShot #Knights #TTRPG #Tabletop #Gaming #RPG #Free

Repost of my review of On the Trail of the #HolyGrail (2006)
by Stuart McHardy and its identification of the relic as the #Corryvreckan.
https://wp.me/s9xVjG-vreckan

Monty Python's Holy Hand Grenade really existed.
#holygrail #montypython

Repost of a review of Nigel Bryant's The Legend of the Grail, a clever compendium of #medieval texts each elaborating on the theme of the #quest for the #HolyGrail. https://wp.me/p9xVjG-1N

Coworker: all your 3D printed busts are armless
Me: say no more
#3Dprint #blackknight #holygrail

@abc_bot Oh golly, tis so #HolyGrail'ish.

>first Ford tractor got bogged so he bought his second to pull it out. Now there are 120

Maybe he should stop trying to farm in a swamp...

>When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to drive a tractor on a swamp, but I drove in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I drove a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I drove a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest tractor in all of England.

#Zalmoxis #Romania #CognitiveScience
"you can't heal the body without the soul / nor the head without the body / nor the eyes without the head"
I fix perception (philosophy + creed)
II fix physical habits (consume + digestion)
III fix vision (outlook + life)
#PhilosophyOlympics #ChainMailFromTheMicroSphere #MetaText #MegaMyth #HolyGrail #FuckTheVatican

Brave Prigozhin ran away. 
Bravely ran away away. 
When danger reared it's ugly head, 
He bravely turned his tail and fled. 
Yes, all the Wagner turned about 
And gallantly they chickened out. 
Swiftly taking to their feet, 
They made a very brave retreat. 
Bravest of the braaaave, Prigozhin! 🤣 #russia #ukraine #russiancoup #Putin #wagner #rostov #RussianCivilWar #montypython #holygrail

@feverspell I say he's made of wood & weighs the same as a duck, ipso facto is a witch, ergo, burn him. 🔥

#MontyPython and the #HolyGrail

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/may/27/cat-attacks-florida

>TIM: To the north there lies a cave -- the cave of Caerbannorg -- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedweer of Rheged [boom] make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim?

TIM: Follow! But! follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.

ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

[clop clop whinny]

GALAHAD: They're nervous sire

ARTHUR: Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot. Dis-mount!

TIM: Behold the cave of Caerbannog!

ARTHUR: Right! Keep me covered.

GALAHAD: What with?

ARTHUR: Just keep me covered.

TIM: Too late!

[chord]

ARTHUR: What?

TIM: There he is!

ARTHUR: Where?

TIM: There!

ARTHUR: What, behind the pussycat?

TIM: It is the pussycat!

ARTHUR: You silly sod! You got us all worked up!

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary pussycat. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.

ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

TIM: Look, that pussycat's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

GALAHAD: Get stuffed!!!

TIM: It'll do you up a treat, mate!

GALAHAD: Oh yeah??

ROBIN: You mangy Scot's git!

TIM: I'm warning you!

ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?

TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!

ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One pussycat stew comin' right up!

TIM: Look!

[squeak]

BORS: Aaaugh!

[chord]

ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!

TIM: I warned you!

ROBIN: I done it again!

TIM: I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little pussy, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

ARTHUR: Oh, shut up!

TIM: --But do they listen to me?--

ARTHUR: Right!

TIM: -Oh, no--

KNIGHTS: Charge!

[squeak squeak]

KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! etc.

KNIGHTS: Run away! Run away!

TIM: Haw haw haw. Haw haw haw. Haw haw.

ARTHUR: Right. How many did we lose?

LAUNCELOT: Gawain...

GALAHAD: Ector

ARTHUR: And Bors . That's five.

GALAHAD: Three, sir.

ARTHUR: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault, that pussycat's dynamite.

ROBIN: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?

ARTHUR: Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

GALAHAD: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.

ARTHUR: Like what?

GALAHAD: Well,....

LAUNCELOT: Have we got bows?

ARTHUR: No

LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.

ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade! [singing] How does it, uh... how does it work

etc

#satire #whimsy #MontyPython #HolyGrail #FsckRWNJs

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-22/michael-wouters-nmi-time-and-frequency-standards-leader/102372544

>"The caesium atom is the atom that's been chosen to define what one second is and the thing that we count inside the caesium atom ticks about nine billion times per second.

>"So what we do is, we say one second is an exact number of those ticks — we just count them up until we get to that number and then we say that's one second."

Oh, ok, sounds simple to me, lemme try...

One!
Two!
Five!
No, three sir.

#HolyGrail #MontyPython #time #physics

1ST CHOIRBOY: Who's that, then?
2ND CHOIRBOY: I dunno. Must be the king.
1ST CHOIRBOY: Why?
2ND CHOIRBOY: He hasn't got shit all over him

#Coronation #HolyGrail

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

#HolyGrail Tees by Sillytees http://bit.ly/3tTrDjl

Oh, King eh? Very nice & how’d you get that eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic & social differences in our society. If there’s ever gonna be any progress... #HolyGrail
Tees by Sillytees

#holygrail

Rees-Mogg having been torn a new arse by #MarinaPurkiss #JacobReesMogg

#BlackKnight #HolyGrail #GTTO

Tees from SIllytees bit.ly/3RY9Mm4

Sobrevivi à minha caneta unobtanium holy grail sem comprá-la #fountainpen #holygrail (ou explicado em miúdos, cara demais)

@chris_e_simpson

*None shall pass*

#BlackKnight #HolyGrail