Ok! Christmas over! Time to go home!
Get.
Me.
The.
Fuck.
Outta.
Here.
#inlaws #homofortheholidays
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Ok! Christmas over! Time to go home!
Get.
Me.
The.
Fuck.
Outta.
Here.
Why, yes, I'd LOVE to hear all the ways the NFL has ruined the game of football over the last 50 years. Again. And again. And again... #inlaws #homofortheholidays #killmenow
#inlaws #homofortheholidays #killmenow
My expressed desire for a pizza (for Second Dinner, since we ate at 3:30pm) has been met with a lament about the secularization of society in the U.S. #inlaws #homofortheholidays
It's not quite 4:30pm. We finished dinner (and had the dishwasher loaded more than 30 minutes ago). Father-in-law is yelling at the TV about "the network" because the sound on the football game is too soft.
#inlaws #homofortheholidays
FUCK it's cold! #homofortheholidays #johnstown #pa
#homofortheholidays #johnstown #pa
Hokay, been MIA because a lot of things have been going on.
1. Bought a house in another state!
2. Moved in this past weekend. It was a nightmare, had to make a second trip for the rest of our stuff. 15 hours of driving in 2 days 😭
But we made it! And, first official selfie in the new house! Also had my gay powers restored! 💅🏻💁🏻♂️
#gay #gaygeek #lgbtq #MastodonGay #gaymer #gaybear #beard #scruff #gamer #selfie #homeowner #homebuyer #homofortheholidays #proud #gaypowersrestored
#gaypowersrestored #proud #homofortheholidays #homebuyer #homeowner #selfie #gamer #scruff #beard #gaybear #gaymer #mastodongay #lgbtq #gaygeek #gay
Getting into the holiday mood this week! #gay #gayholiday #gayguy #homofortheholidays #otannenbaum
#gay #gayholiday #gayguy #homofortheholidays #otannenbaum
Dog is my co-pilot. #homofortheholidays #dogsofmastodon
#homofortheholidays #dogsofmastodon
For anyone keeping track, we've moved past "everything used to be great then and it's all gone to shit now" to the "it was shit then and it's STILL SHIT" stage. #homofortheholidays #inlaws
My husband and I, at his parents', texting each other from across the room where his Dad is watching sportsball. I'm an hour from Pittsburgh. My friend Dennis is in the DC 'burbs. #homofortheholidays #inlaws
Husband's parents ask each other, multiple times a day, after knowing each other 60+ years, "Why do you have to be like that?" and I'm like 😬🤔😵🤯. #inlaws #homofortheholidays
Father-in-law: "What-all do they play in that World Cup? Is it just soccer?"
😳🫢😜😂🤣
My husband is about to do the traditional Thanksgiving candlelight dramatic reading of the lyrics to "Landslide." #homofortheholidays
Also, I am taking JUST A LITTLE too much pleasure in being able to load the dishwasher "correctly." #inlaws #homofortheholidays
Who made the rule that if you're older than 65, the water heater has to be turned up to 200 degrees? #inlaws #homofortheholidays