honestly I think I'm going insane
while cooking pasta noodles I kept internal monologing boss baby fanfic. I had to write this out.

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Interior - Meeting Room
Boss Baby addresses a room of business babies

BB: Gentlemen, we have a problem
We have thousands of pounds of pasghetti ready to ship, with no packaging available! I want to know who bungled this process, and promptly!

Random Baby: Sir, i would like to discuss the recent cutbacks on company funded naptime

BB: Not now Johnson, we need to focus on the pasghetti problem at hand

Random Baby 2: "Sir, I'd like to dump this bowl of pasghetti and meatball on my head."

Boss Baby, to the room:
"Does anyone have opposition to this?"

> Everyone says no

The baby dumps a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs on his head

All the other babies go "Awww"

BB: "Excellent work Williams, see me in my office later"

End scene.

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