A christian, a jew, a muslim, and an erisian walk into a bar.
The erisian turns to the others, "Hey, have y'all heard the one about us?"
#Humor #Humour #BadJoke #ThisWasSupposedToBeFunny
(It's not really a party until a Zarathustrian gets invited, just⦠nobody tell Greyface.)
#Diversity #Inclusion #Pantheism #Unserious #HootinTootinTuesday
#humor #humour #badjoke #thiswassupposedtobefunny #diversity #inclusion #pantheism #unserious #hootintootintuesday
In response to @AnneTheWriter1 for #HootinTootinTuesday:
Itβs winter here in Naarm (Melbourne) but this Cafe sign needs a third option for dressing for winter:
3. Cuddle your companion animals to keep warm. We will willingly jump into bed too!!
#DogsOfMastodon
#Chihuahuas #Humor #Humour
#hootintootintuesday #dogsofmastodon #chihuahuas #humor #humour
They used to say that "there is no such thing as bad pizza".
But then Chuck E. Cheese, Little Caesar's, and CiCi's Pizza came along and fucked that shit up six ways from Sunday.
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#pizza
#HootinTootinTuesday
@MercG
Explain to her that #Mastodon works VERY differently than Twitter. There is no algorithm here to artificially boost your toot to everyone else. It can only go as far as those who follow your followers (etc) go.
So any boosting here is much more genuine than 1,000 RTs on Twitter.
Enjoy your trip, and Happy #HootinTootinTuesday from Chicago!
#mastodon #hootintootintuesday
On the other hand, have you heard about Ghandi? As you know, he walked barefoot whichmade his feet calloused, and he was quite frail. He ate very little food and that made his breath quite stale.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
#hootintootintuesday #jokes #joke #humor #humour
Julie Andrews says she's no longer endorsing cheap lipstick. It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell. The super colored fragile lipstick gave her halitosis!
#hootintootintuesday #jokes #joke #humor #satire
Hoe anderen genealogen bekijken en genealogen zichzelf.π€£
#humor #genealogie
#HootinTootinTuesday #genealogy #humour #sherlock
#humor #genealogie #hootintootintuesday #genealogy #humour #sherlock
A woman came to her dentist for a toothache, he took the xrays and showed them to her.
D> see here? you have 4 cavities, and 1 may need a root canal.
W> OMG!!! That's horrible!! I would rather have a baby than go through all that!!!
D> well hurry and make up your mind ok? So I can adjust the chair
(shoot me now LOL)
It's a sign!
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#mastodon #hootintootintuesday
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#PunchANaziSaturday #RomanSiteSaturday #SaturdayLibrarian #SaturdayMug #SaturdayNight #SoulfulSaturday #StoatSaturday
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#ShrimpSunday #ShoulderSunday #SpiderSunday #SucculentSunday #SundayRoast #SundayRunDay #SundayStarter #SundayThoughts #SunDog #SunriseSunday #SunsetSunday
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#BlueMonday #MacroMonday #ManicMonday #MashMonday #MementoMoriMonday #MetalMonday #MineralMonday #MiteMonday #MolluscMonday #MoodyMonday #MosaicMonday #MossMonday #MotorheadMonday #MountainsMonday #MustangMonday #TransMusicMonday
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#BlackAndWhiteThursday #Fursday #RomanFortThursday #ThankfulThursday #ThickTrunkThursday #ThursdayThoughts #VerseThursday
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Hashtag Index for more https://toot.cat/@Hashtags/110460687230583361
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When you want to take your dog to a costume party, but he just had surgery.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Comedy #Jokestodon #DogsOfMastodon #Dogs #Dogstodon #CostumeDesign #Costume
#hootintootintuesday #Mastodon #Humor #humour #funnymeme #comedy #jokestodon #dogsofmastodon #Dogs #dogstodon #costumedesign #costume
It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Comedy #Jokestodon #AHa #PopMusic #RockMusic #Joke #Paradoxes #80sHits #1980sMusic #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekPicard #Picard #Riker #StarTrekMemes
#hootintootintuesday #Mastodon #Humor #humour #funnymeme #comedy #jokestodon #aha #popmusic #rockmusic #joke #paradoxes #80shits #1980smusic #startrek #startrektng #startrekpicard #picard #riker #startrekmemes