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ππ¬π βπ¬ππ’π―π±π°π¬π« · @riggs7sct
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David Landon :epcot: · @4gottenfuturist
238 followers · 2308 posts · Server worldkey.io
Rev. GothAlice · @alice
472 followers · 4341 posts · Server marrow.hausA christian, a jew, a muslim, and an erisian walk into a bar.
The erisian turns to the others, "Hey, have y'all heard the one about us?"
#Humor #Humour #BadJoke #ThisWasSupposedToBeFunny
(It's not really a party until a Zarathustrian gets invited, just⦠nobody tell Greyface.)
#Diversity #Inclusion #Pantheism #Unserious #HootinTootinTuesday
#humor #humour #badjoke #thiswassupposedtobefunny #diversity #inclusion #pantheism #unserious #hootintootintuesday
Juliet and Indiana Jones · @JulietAndJones
15 followers · 37 posts · Server aus.social
In response to @AnneTheWriter1 for #HootinTootinTuesday:
Itβs winter here in Naarm (Melbourne) but this Cafe sign needs a third option for dressing for winter:
3. Cuddle your companion animals to keep warm. We will willingly jump into bed too!!
#DogsOfMastodon
#Chihuahuas #Humor #Humour
#hootintootintuesday #dogsofmastodon #chihuahuas #humor #humour
OhSnap!Dragon · @DrOinFLA
976 followers · 6844 posts · Server lounge.town
They used to say that "there is no such thing as bad pizza".
But then Chuck E. Cheese, Little Caesar's, and CiCi's Pizza came along and fucked that shit up six ways from Sunday.
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#pizza
#HootinTootinTuesday
Human Kind β Be Both ππ»ππππΊπΈπ· · @qurlyjoe
1876 followers · 15283 posts · Server mstdn.social
The Many VoicesποΈ · @TheManyVoices
236 followers · 656 posts · Server opalstack.social
@MercG
Explain to her that #Mastodon works VERY differently than Twitter. There is no algorithm here to artificially boost your toot to everyone else. It can only go as far as those who follow your followers (etc) go.
So any boosting here is much more genuine than 1,000 RTs on Twitter.
Enjoy your trip, and Happy #HootinTootinTuesday from Chicago!
#mastodon #hootintootintuesday
BeAware :verified_gold: · @BeAware
163 followers · 1270 posts · Server social.beaware.liveOn the other hand, have you heard about Ghandi? As you know, he walked barefoot whichmade his feet calloused, and he was quite frail. He ate very little food and that made his breath quite stale.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!
#hootintootintuesday #jokes #joke #humor #humour
BeAware :verified_gold: · @BeAware
163 followers · 1269 posts · Server social.beaware.liveJulie Andrews says she's no longer endorsing cheap lipstick. It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell. The super colored fragile lipstick gave her halitosis!
#hootintootintuesday #jokes #joke #humor #satire
Eva Maes · @evamaes
28 followers · 61 posts · Server mastodon-belgium.be
Hoe anderen genealogen bekijken en genealogen zichzelf.π€£
#humor #genealogie
#HootinTootinTuesday #genealogy #humour #sherlock
#humor #genealogie #hootintootintuesday #genealogy #humour #sherlock
Ben, Writing Movies :verified: · @benjamincox
262 followers · 446 posts · Server writing.exchange
DrAlexandraK · @DrAlexandraK
22 followers · 222 posts · Server mstdn.scienceA woman came to her dentist for a toothache, he took the xrays and showed them to her.
D> see here? you have 4 cavities, and 1 may need a root canal.
W> OMG!!! That's horrible!! I would rather have a baby than go through all that!!!
D> well hurry and make up your mind ok? So I can adjust the chair
(shoot me now LOL)
Dave Dawkins · @golgaloth
843 followers · 5924 posts · Server writing.exchange
It's a sign!
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#mastodon #hootintootintuesday
DrAlexandraK · @DrAlexandraK
22 followers · 222 posts · Server mstdn.science
DrAlexandraK · @DrAlexandraK
22 followers · 222 posts · Server mstdn.science
MIngsπ¦πΊ · @MarkIngs
278 followers · 1154 posts · Server aus.socialSaturday
#PunchANaziSaturday #RomanSiteSaturday #SaturdayLibrarian #SaturdayMug #SaturdayNight #SoulfulSaturday #StoatSaturday
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#ShrimpSunday #ShoulderSunday #SpiderSunday #SucculentSunday #SundayRoast #SundayRunDay #SundayStarter #SundayThoughts #SunDog #SunriseSunday #SunsetSunday
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#BlueMonday #MacroMonday #ManicMonday #MashMonday #MementoMoriMonday #MetalMonday #MineralMonday #MiteMonday #MolluscMonday #MoodyMonday #MosaicMonday #MossMonday #MotorheadMonday #MountainsMonday #MustangMonday #TransMusicMonday
Tuesday
#AstroTuesday #DuckTuesday #HootinTootinTuesday #PatchTuesday #TacoTuesday #ToeBeansTuesday #TransTuesday #TuesdayArt #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayVibes #Tunesday #TuneSwapTuesday #TuskTuesday
Wednesday
#MittwochMetalMix #WaterWednesday #WednesdayAddams #WedsNeigh #WeevilWednesday #Wenbiesday #WestWed #WildHorseWednesday #WineWednesday #WishListWednesday #WrensDay
Thursday
#BlackAndWhiteThursday #Fursday #RomanFortThursday #ThankfulThursday #ThickTrunkThursday #ThursdayThoughts #VerseThursday
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AnneTheWriter · @AnneTheWriter1
1740 followers · 994 posts · Server universeodon.com
When you want to take your dog to a costume party, but he just had surgery.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Comedy #Jokestodon #DogsOfMastodon #Dogs #Dogstodon #CostumeDesign #Costume
#hootintootintuesday #Mastodon #Humor #humour #funnymeme #comedy #jokestodon #dogsofmastodon #Dogs #dogstodon #costumedesign #costume
AnneTheWriter · @AnneTheWriter1
1740 followers · 993 posts · Server universeodon.com
It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Comedy #Jokestodon #AHa #PopMusic #RockMusic #Joke #Paradoxes #80sHits #1980sMusic #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekPicard #Picard #Riker #StarTrekMemes
#hootintootintuesday #Mastodon #Humor #humour #funnymeme #comedy #jokestodon #aha #popmusic #rockmusic #joke #paradoxes #80shits #1980smusic #startrek #startrektng #startrekpicard #picard #riker #startrekmemes