𝔻𝕠𝕔 · @riggs7sct
355 followers · 3870 posts · Server mastodon.scot
David Landon :epcot: · @4gottenfuturist
238 followers · 2308 posts · Server worldkey.io
Rev. GothAlice · @alice
472 followers · 4341 posts · Server marrow.haus

A christian, a jew, a muslim, and an erisian walk into a bar.

The erisian turns to the others, "Hey, have y'all heard the one about us?"

(It's not really a party until a Zarathustrian gets invited, just… nobody tell Greyface.)

#humor #humour #badjoke #thiswassupposedtobefunny #diversity #inclusion #pantheism #unserious #hootintootintuesday

Last updated 1 year ago

Juliet and Indiana Jones · @JulietAndJones
15 followers · 37 posts · Server aus.social

In response to @AnneTheWriter1 for :
It’s winter here in Naarm (Melbourne) but this Cafe sign needs a third option for dressing for winter:
3. Cuddle your companion animals to keep warm. We will willingly jump into bed too!!

#hootintootintuesday #dogsofmastodon #chihuahuas #humor #humour

Last updated 1 year ago

OhSnap!Dragon · @DrOinFLA
976 followers · 6844 posts · Server lounge.town

They used to say that "there is no such thing as bad pizza".
But then Chuck E. Cheese, Little Caesar's, and CiCi's Pizza came along and fucked that shit up six ways from Sunday.
πŸ™„

#pizza #hootintootintuesday

Last updated 1 year ago

@MercG
Explain to her that works VERY differently than Twitter. There is no algorithm here to artificially boost your toot to everyone else. It can only go as far as those who follow your followers (etc) go.

So any boosting here is much more genuine than 1,000 RTs on Twitter.

Enjoy your trip, and Happy from Chicago!

#mastodon #hootintootintuesday

Last updated 1 year ago

BeAware :verified_gold: · @BeAware
163 followers · 1270 posts · Server social.beaware.live

On the other hand, have you heard about Ghandi? As you know, he walked barefoot whichmade his feet calloused, and he was quite frail. He ate very little food and that made his breath quite stale.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!

#hootintootintuesday #jokes #joke #humor #humour

Last updated 1 year ago

BeAware :verified_gold: · @BeAware
163 followers · 1269 posts · Server social.beaware.live

Julie Andrews says she's no longer endorsing cheap lipstick. It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell. The super colored fragile lipstick gave her halitosis!

#hootintootintuesday #jokes #joke #humor #satire

Last updated 1 year ago

Eva Maes · @evamaes
28 followers · 61 posts · Server mastodon-belgium.be

Hoe anderen genealogen bekijken en genealogen zichzelf.🀣


#humor #genealogie #hootintootintuesday #genealogy #humour #sherlock

Last updated 1 year ago

A bit late for but it makes me smile regardless. 😁

#hootintootintuesday

Last updated 1 year ago

DrAlexandraK · @DrAlexandraK
22 followers · 222 posts · Server mstdn.science

@AnneTheWriter1

A woman came to her dentist for a toothache, he took the xrays and showed them to her.

D> see here? you have 4 cavities, and 1 may need a root canal.

W> OMG!!! That's horrible!! I would rather have a baby than go through all that!!!

D> well hurry and make up your mind ok? So I can adjust the chair

(shoot me now LOL)

#hootintootintuesday

Last updated 1 year ago

Dave Dawkins · @golgaloth
843 followers · 5924 posts · Server writing.exchange

It's a sign!

(It's again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to .)

#mastodon #hootintootintuesday

Last updated 1 year ago

DrAlexandraK · @DrAlexandraK
22 followers · 222 posts · Server mstdn.science

@AnneTheWriter1
don't pay her.

🀭

#hootintootintuesday

Last updated 1 year ago

DrAlexandraK · @DrAlexandraK
22 followers · 222 posts · Server mstdn.science

@AnneTheWriter1
How do you make a hormone?

#hootintootintuesday

Last updated 1 year ago

MIngsπŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί · @MarkIngs
278 followers · 1154 posts · Server aus.social

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Hashtag Index for more toot.cat/@Hashtags/11046068723

#punchanazisaturday #romansitesaturday #saturdaylibrarian #saturdaymug #saturdaynight #soulfulsaturday #stoatsaturday #shrimpsunday #shouldersunday #spidersunday #succulentsunday #sundayroast #sundayrunday #sundaystarter #sundaythoughts #sundog #sunrisesunday #sunsetsunday #bluemonday #macromonday #manicmonday #mashmonday #mementomorimonday #metalmonday #mineralmonday #MiteMonday #molluscmonday #moodymonday #mosaicmonday #mossmonday #motorheadmonday #mountainsmonday #mustangmonday #transmusicmonday #astrotuesday #ducktuesday #hootintootintuesday #patchtuesday #tacotuesday #toebeanstuesday #transtuesday #TuesdayArt #tuesdaythoughts #tuesdayvibes #tunesday #tuneswaptuesday #tusktuesday #mittwochmetalmix #waterwednesday #wednesdayaddams #wedsneigh #WeevilWednesday #wenbiesday #westwed #wildhorsewednesday #winewednesday #wishlistwednesday #wrensday #blackandwhitethursday #fursday #romanfortthursday #thankfulthursday #thicktrunkthursday #thursdaythoughts #VerseThursday #adventuregamefriday #fairislefriday #fastingfridaysforfuture #fbf #fedifriday #fernfriday #filmfriday #FindsFriday #finefemmefriday #fishfriday #fishyfriday #floralfriday #flyfriday #FrescoFriday #fridayeve #fridayheretics #fridaymorning #fridaymusic #fridaynightbeersarethebestbeers #friyay #frogfriday #froggyfriday #funfriday #funsockfriday #photographyfriday #ruinedprioryfriday #transvoicefriday

Last updated 1 year ago

AnneTheWriter · @AnneTheWriter1
1740 followers · 994 posts · Server universeodon.com

When you want to take your dog to a costume party, but he just had surgery.

(It's again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to .)

#hootintootintuesday #Mastodon #Humor #humour #funnymeme #comedy #jokestodon #dogsofmastodon #Dogs #dogstodon #costumedesign #costume

Last updated 2 years ago

AnneTheWriter · @AnneTheWriter1
1740 followers · 993 posts · Server universeodon.com