Man, I am just a complete #horndog today. I've like, gotten stuff done, but I've been constantly horny, lost track of how many loads I've blown, futzed around with a couple of kinky experiences, and sketched out an erotic short story.
I needed the day off, but wow.

Dear #fediverse #perv's and #horndog's, is "London manicure" a #euphemism for anything? #dirty #tooafraidtoask