I’ve also been into the “bad boy” type, which I guess explains my intense sexual attraction to the Hamburglar :doge_horny_jail:

#HornyOnMain #shitpost

Hello new arrivals. I'm Mr. Mustache Anarcho-Socialist heavy on the #anarchism. #Southern #Appalachian by birth and family. #Pansexual because if I like you, I WILL find a way for us to both enjoy ourselves. The particular plumbing arrangement is irrelevant compared to the PERSON.

I spend my time here talking a lot about current events because I care. #Legal issues because that is my work. #Unions especially #IWW because we are stronger together and fuck the bosses. #Heathen issues because I am a Hard Polytheist Norse Pagan and don't really care about anyones opinions of my personal faith. And I will absolutely be #HornyOnMain because puritanical values are regressive and self destructive. #Kink because 90% of intimacy is mental and humans are INFINITELY creative with what gets them going, and it is FACINATING. #Polyamory because I love all of my partners, and love is the one infinite resource.

I am a big proponent of content warnings and alt text. We have the tools to make fedi a more #accessible and welcoming place for everyone than Birdshit, alienface, or booko'faces ever dreamed of being. You're kinda a shitheel if you don't care about your fellow workers and other humans. There is no algorithm here. No bonus points for being the fastest or most prolific meme spammer. Do the work, help others.

Now sit back, enjoy some shine, and let's talk this out.

I can't be the only person who deals with Powered Industrial Vehicles but thinks of something COMPLETELY different when they see the acronym PIV, can I?

#HornyOnMain

This is the horniest church in my town
#hornyOnMain #church #religion

Let’s take a vote. Are you #HornyOnMain or just #Hungry?

Happy #Valentines day everyone! ❤️

I hope everyone out there with significant others get to spend as much time as possible with each other!

And everyone who is #single on Valentine’s Day, please take a one day pass to being guilt free being horny on main and let the chaos ensue! 😈

#ValentinesDay #Holiday #Horny #HornyOnMain #NormalizeHorny

Finally catching up on She-Hulk™ and I am SUPER enjoying it. And not just because, y’know, green lady. #HornyOnMain

#JavaScript #HornyOnMain

Alhaitham is going to be playable?!? *dies in heat* #GenshinImpact #HornyOnMain

Alhaitham is going to be playable?!? *dies in heat* #GenshinImpact #HornyOnMain

My options for tonight:

1. Go to sleep ontime
2. Try and figure out why hostnames don't resolve when I VPN into my LAN #openwrt
3. Be #hornyonmain

I told myself when I came back to mastodon I wouldn't be #hornyonmain but all these #sapphic posts and beautiful women are just making it so difficult

I told myself when I came back to mastodon I wouldn't be #hornyonmain but all these #sapphic posts and beautiful girls are just making it so difficult

Ok, so I combined my two favourite male celebrities. Yep, I'd still climb him like a jungle gym. People, it is not safe to let my mind wander or else THIS happens.
#StarWars #LastWeekTonight #JohnOliver #AdamDriver #HornyOnMain 😭 😂 😭 😂

Ok, so I combined my two favourite male celebrities. Yep, I'd still climb him like a jungle gym. People, it is not safe to let my mind wander or else THIS happens.
#StarWars #LastWeekTonight #JohnOliver #AdamDriver #HornyOnMain 😭 😂 😭 😂

Good, bad, don't care. #AdamDriver is so damn hot I'd physically wrestle #JohnOliver to get a piece. *snort* Yes I would. Yum. Actually I'd take a piece of both of Adam & John. If I could mash them up & create some hunky brainy hybrid my life would be complete. Ok, I've lost it. Don't care. 😭😅
#HornyOnMain #Thirst #SciFi #PoliSci #65

Good, bad, don't care. #AdamDriver is so damn hot I'd physically wrestle #JohnOliver to get a piece. *snort* Yes I would. Yum. Actually I'd take a piece of both of Adam & John. If I could mash them up & create some hunky brainy hybrid my life would be complete. Ok, I've lost it. Don't care. 😭😅
#HornyOnMain #Thirst #SciFi #PoliSci #65

Hey folks! I'm a #Furry artist with a penchant for #Kinky art of a variety of flavors. I'm working on expanding my capabilities, and trying to draw new kinks and species! Much of my newer art features Clover, my #Donkey sona, and arose out of my desire to see more of my own kinks represented. I make it a point to use and boost art with #AltText to increase accessibility. I intend to be #HornyOnMain here!

#Introduction #NSFW

Okay but for real. Do people have to run after dark accounts, or is everyone just mashing stuff together willy-nilly out here?

#NSFW #HornyOnMain #AfterDark

Надо настроить кросспостер, чтобы посты с тегом #hornyOnMain перекидывал в отдельный канал, а то телега не осилила NSWF-метки :ageblobcat: