Awaiting the arrival of my #housepest. First she said 22.00. Then she said 23.00. I fear that Sean, her satnav, has led her astray again. He's good at that.

I've got a #HousePest in the form of @Tattooed_mummy arriving tomorrow so of course I am galloping round like a blue-arsed fly cleaning things. Still need to do the bathroom and the fridge.

The #HousePest departs today, leaving me with no excuses about the housework.

Today, I have a #housepest coming to stay.

In unrelated news, this morning when I got up, the #catpest was in the kitchen. He'd been in there all night because he sneaked in without me noticing. There is no litter tray in the kitchen so there was that to clean up and the smell of Dettol is strong in #SneezyTowers. I went into the conservatory and before getting into the kitchen last night, he'd thrown up in there. I cannot face that at the moment.

He's refusing to go out because it's raining.