(Parody of a Realtor.com ad about some sort of "house whisperer.")

House Whisperer: "I'm the house whisperer. I grew up in a house, and I've been around them all my life."

[The house whisperer is outside some house whispering to it.]

Homeowner: "Er... you just sound like a peeping Tom to me."

House Whisperer: "No, I'm a house whisperer, who happens to look through your windows, and masturbates."

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