Pro tip for the #scammers: when you put up a fake profile on #Feeld, don't put a picture of a girl with huge tracts of land, and by huge I mean HUGE. That's a dead giveaway that it is most likely a #fake.

Yep, did a reverse image search and blammo!

I reported her huge tracts of land to the authorities. They are busy going over her land as we speak!

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So the plan today is to show Pretty Impala my "new water heater" and then maybe she'll let me play with her "huge tracts of land."

(Yes, yes, I'm joking but I really got a new water heater. Don't tell her! She does not know.)

#MontyPython #MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail #HugeTractsOfLand #WaterHeater #joke #funny #humor

So yeah... this #ad comes on #TV and the lady talks and talks and I hear nothing...

I'm just staring at her #boobs.

I guess that's what happens when boobs upstage your #product.

(For the record, I take my lovers as they are. A meeting of the #minds and the #genitals is more important than the #shape of your #body. 😏 It's just that sometimes you have to appreciate the huge tracts of land that someone was endowed with.)

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