Invite the humans, they said. It will be fine, they said. Humans are friendly, they said.

What they did not say is that humans recreationally imbibe toxins, poisons, and deadly chemicals. Half the ambassadorial staff are in the medical care unit.

What is their secret? What strange technology allows humans to survive a stealth attack like that? We must find out before the humans kill us all.

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The humans are coming to dinner. Grand Elder Tashmin has put you in charge of catering.

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Grand Elder Tashmin is worried that someone is trying to kill the humans. Security has found capsaicinoids in the food coating called “hot sauce”.

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You finally get the radio telescope to yourself for an evening. With a little luck, you might get useful data for your thesis.

You turn the dishes towards the part of the sky you wish to examine.

There is a clear radio signal.

“Mission Control,” says a gravelly voice. “We are aborting the alpha-nine-one-one flyby. The system is infected with humans. Repeat, alpha-nine-one-one, is infected with humans.”

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When humanity first joined the Galactic Council it was seen as one of the great moments in history. There were a few rules to follow but they were all quite reasonable and largely things no one wanted to do anyway.

Nineteen years later, that same rule book is 356% thicker...

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