I bought this silicone cockring a while ago. It’s too small and I can’t get into it.

#humblebrag #bragging

I'm probably going to fall out of the Amazon Bestseller rankings for the first time in 3 weeks today.

sniff.
Sorry for the #humblebrag.

@matt_jarvin @miiamustang #humblebrag unohtui.

I just opened a photoshop file from 2021 and discovered I made myself a new custom font that year and completely forgot about it. Is this a #humblebrag or #postbraininjury post or both? 😅

#running #humblebrag I've finally made it. I've run so many half-marathons that when I post about a run on Instagram, I get zero likes, and my Garmin watch has given up and will no longer suggest a rest day the day after a half-marathon.

My next goal is a full marathon, then an ultra. I got a ton of audiobooks that needs listening.

Etter å ha vært kasserer i skytterlaget i to år, er det meget tilfredsstillende å notere meg at bankavstemming stemmer på øret. Kombinasjonen nytt regnskapssystem og import av transaksjoner i CSV-format fra bank gjør det som før var stress og ubehag til en oppgave som flyter av seg selv.

Bill.mrk. ajourført per søndag kveld.

#norsktut #frivillighet #humblebrag

Hela kroppen skall vibrera när man varit på gymmet va?
(Not so #humblebrag)

@fuzzycuca7 #humblebrag 😂

am i the only nigger with a stevia plant?

#HumbleBrag

My #HumbleBrag is that Phil Lord followed my Spider-Verse Screengrab bot on Twitter so I was able to shoot him a DM from that account after watching the movie thanking him for it and linked him to my write-up here ( https://beige.party/@quasirealsmiths/110882200648455129 ), which he read and responded to which made it even better.

Not often you can message a guy thanking them for not fucking something up and they reply thanking you for saying that since their focus was making sure this movie lived up to what they had created before.

I have the #AcrossTheSpiderVerse frame-an-hour bot almost set up on Mastodon but want to hold off a bit more just so everyone has a chance to see this film.

Even with Content (Spoiler) Warnings, I wouldn't want some of the most amazing stuff to slip through to people who haven't yet transcended into its universe.

@DobeyKweeg That is a good #humblebrag 🥰

Staying with my lover for the week. She’s lovely and the #sex is fantastic 🤩. #humblebrag or perhaps just a full on brag.

I've been to #BletchleyPark today with my friend & ex BP colleague Catherine for a 'friends' event with two #veterans: Betty Webb & Pat Owtram. I've met Betty many times (I've even had dinner with her #humblebrag) but it's always great to hear her speak, and Pat Owtram was just as inspirational. They're both 100 years old.

We saw a handful of old colleagues, experienced two #flypasts (the #RedArrows and a #LancasterBomber), located a fire, and (at long last) visited the "new" Block A exhibition and the temporary (but repeatedly extended) exhibition "The Art of Data", which is in all but name a #maths exhibition. Might blog about that bit later.

Promote yourself well
For success in the workplace
No humblebragging

#career #promotion #humblebrag #haiku #poetry

http://www.businessinsider.com/humblebragging-could-impact-chances-of-promotion-career-workplace-experts-2023-7

I’m not a high roller, but I’ve purchased just about every 3d party iOS app for Mastodon. (I lean 70% Ivory / 30% Toot!)

If you like to bounce between instances, Toot!

If someone makes a kbin.social app or apps…obviously I’ve got multiple app kinda coin.

If they are $0.99.

#HumbleBrag

We literally moved earth folks #humblebrag NOT 😭

#climate #climateemergency

https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/2023GL103509

@lexfri #humblebrag

@sotolf @benjaminhollon @russjr08 @gordoooo_z

Yes, some parts of the thread just wouldn't display at all ;)

#HumbleBrag

Really fun day today volunteering for the marché held at a very old onsen inn nearby. I was in charge of the parking lot and I can tell you it was the most organized and efficient parking lot in local marché history.

#HumbleBrag #MarchéToday #Yamanouchi #Nagano #Japan #MarchésOfMastodon

"Because most players have 5 Tele's and 2 Strats, this is completely normal"

- Me to my wife, who bless her soul, believes me. ;)

#humblebrag