I've decided to stop having #sex with my #wife, through #fear of failure to perform. I must admit, she's been very #understanding. She said there were #no #hard #feelings anyway.
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Doctor #doctor, I'm suffering from #insomnia. Try #sleeping at the edge of the #mattress, you'll soon drop off!
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What is the difference between a #genealogist and a #gynaecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynaecologist looks up your family bush!
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I never realised that former #president of #Zimbabwe; Robert #Mugabe was from Yorkshire until I read his surname backwards.
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Did I tell you that my mate #Dave lost his left #ear in a car accident in December last year. He opted for a new #surgery procedure and had a pigs ear #transplantation. Last night I asked him if it was working OK? He said “It’s fine apart from a bit of crackling!”
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