xXFélix_de_FomentoXx · @ohellofedefo
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all the king's horses and all the king's men
understood Humpty Dumpty was going through a rough patch and didn't feel there were any other options

and while they couldn't put him together again
they offered him their ears and shoulders
which helped a lot more than being forcefully repaired ever could

{only now he's got all these extra ears and shoulders...}

#emocomedy #humptydumpty #microfiction #writing

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Shady Jade · @lampjaded
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That's a good point: what WERE the horses contributing in the rebuilding process?

#humptydumpty #farside

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MIKEY_H · @mikeyh
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All Saints Church, Cawood, Selby, North Yorkshire

A lovely old church in Cawood, built originally in 1150 AD. It sits next to the River Ouse to the south of York.

allsaintscawood.org.uk/history

Interestingly, Cawood is linked to Cardinal Wolsey and the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme.


#history #humptydumpty #nurseryrhymes #architecture #church #northyorkshire #cawood #blackandwhitephotography #photography

Last updated 2 years ago

Arie Goldshlager · @ariegoldshlager
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New York Post Takes Aim at Trump, and Hits a Nerve

"Then, on Wednesday, the paper relegated Mr. Trump’s announcement about his latest run for president to a small headline at the bottom of the page: “Florida Man Makes Announcement.”"

nytimes.com/2022/11/18/busines

#trumpannouncement #humptydumpty

Last updated 2 years ago

Jenny Kalahar · @jennybookseller
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Did you realize that the words to Humpty Dumpty don't specify that he was an egg? I didn't. An illustrator made that decision.

#nurseryrhymes #humptydumpty

Last updated 2 years ago

· @089chris
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Sogar die rechte von lässt jetzt fallen und macht sich über ihn als Versager lustig 😛

#humptydumpty #donaldtrump #RupertMurdoch #newyorkpost

Last updated 2 years ago

FiXato · @FiXato
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"all the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put Humpty together again"

yet just about any accompanying this shows being put together again. ;)

#kidsVideo #nurseryRhyhm #humptydumpty

Last updated 3 years ago