@JenWojcik I cross country skied for the first time this winter … on Monday. I’m still having trouble walking and moving!! What happened???? #outofshape #iblamethepandemic

@JenWojcik I cross country skied for the first time this winter … on Monday. I’m still having trouble walking and moving!! What happened???? #outofshape #iblamethepandemic

Me: Why are you sliding in my DMs?
Him: I'm just open to exploring.
Me: IOW, 'put things up my fundament.'
Him: I'm a pleaser, really.
Me: And that means 'sit on my face.'
Him: Wow. How did you know?
Me: 😑

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