You've Gotta Flight For Your Right To Party At Ground Zero
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#BeastieBoys #Fishbone

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If O Dear U Led The World u would still annoy cats.

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IfFoodieRuledTheWorld the answer would still be Lasagna.

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…it likely wouldn't be any more screwed-up than it is.

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we'd drool if he ruled it :blobcat_tonguewink:

Think of all the extra lasagna for not cats.

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Every shelter becomes a no-kill shelter with all the funding, real estate, and staffing they need.
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If Odie was in charge, ALL the lil' dogies would stand up at once, promenade and

"Walk This Way"
#RunDMC x #Aerosmith (1986).

#Video by #JonSmall

▶️ #RunDMC headline "Hip Hop 50" Friday night (8/11) @ #YankeeStadium.

#EddieFM #RapRock #HipHop #Rock #80s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC_zffOenk8

Jeremiah was a bulldog, not a bullfrog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q4sZRBEJoI

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"How much is that doggie in the window?" would be deemed an obscenity.

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Garfield would gather all cats in a rebellion to overthrow the dog overlords. They're secret weapon? Tummy rubs.

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Good boy would be retired. Great boy would take its place.

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Every day would be Odie Day, not just August 8th.
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Surgeon General Bones
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Secretary of the Interior Yogi
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Medicare For All implemented and expanded to include pet care

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#M4A #USpol

(This got way longer than I hoped it would be, but here it is!)

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John: "Where's Garfield, Odie? What am I doing? "

Odie: "Hello, John."

John: "You don't know what I'm saying. You're just a dumb dog."

Odie: "Oh, but I do, John."

John: "Huh wha?"

Odie: "Sit down, John. Let's...talk."

John: "I don't understand! You talk? You understand me? Huh?!"

Odie: "There is a lot you don't understand, John. First, I am not what or who you think I am."

John: "Wuh Wuh what umm who are you?"

Odie: "I represent a race of beings far superior to you and the simps you call The Human Race. We sent one of our agents, code named Garfield, to infiltrate your life and gain your trust. He succeeded there, but unfortunately he succumbed to a love for that foul casserole you call lasagna. He died from heart failure this afternoon. I have been commanded to complete his mission."

John: "Mission?! What?! You're just a dog!"

Odie: "Silence! Allow me to finish. We came to your planet and sought you out because you are the only one who can help us with our predicament."

John: "Go on."

Odie: "My planet lacks...fun. We are bored. You are a dentist are you not?"

John: "Umm, yeah, but what does that have to..."

Odie: " You have highly distractible patients, no? Patients who don't like being at the dentist, but need a reward for coming in, yes?"

John: "Uhh...yes?"

Odie: "Well, then, you shall supply me with rewards and items of distraction! I require your entire supply of nitrous oxide, paddle ball games, sugar free lollipops, and stretchy bracelets! Bring them to me now, and we shall leave your planet unscathed!"

John: "Okaayyy... That's it?"

Odie: "Yes."

John: "Wanna go for a car ride?"

Odie: [Eyes alight in frantic excitement] "Woof woof!!!!!"

National Endowment for the Arts Director Josie
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‘Lick It Up’ might be the national anthem (much to my chagrin)

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https://youtu.be/Gcj34XixuYg

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Squirrel!
For everyone.