They're always white-knighting for someone else. "What about the nurses" "What about the disabled" "What about people who have to make urgent fridge deliveries"
Just once I'd like one of these petrosexuals to admit that he just wants to be able to drive and park anywhere he likes and bollocks to everyone else.

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