If you've got any chores to do today that may require you sitting on a phone... in a queue, waiting for some call centre drone to answer.

May I suggest that you do those chores from 11am today.

There might be something going on that occupies a large proportion of the country here in the UK... those phone line queues... might be a little shorter.

#CallDuringCoronation
#IHateCallingCallCenters
#FuckTheMonarchy