"Google dominates the global search market with a share of 91%, according to the internet data firm SimilarWeb, with Bing at just 3%. The Chinese search engine Baidu has also put its own chatbot into the race, called “Ernie bot”. (Guardian)
Ernie's working for the Chinese? What about my Premium Bonds?
#BoomerJokes
#illgetmycoat

Eilen radiossa joku sanoi, että monet juustot on keksitty ennen Jeesusta. Enkuksi vitsi toimii paremmin. Cheeses before Jesus.

#psa #cheese #jesus #illgetmycoat #huumori #juustoa #jeesus #radio #pun

My favourite word is 'many', it means a lot to me.

#terriblejokes #Imsorry #illgetmycoat #dadjoke

@thelifeofsharks hate to say it, but is it not a fishing scam in this instance. #IllGetMyCoat.

@katstark not quite. Think it goes ...

- Early adopters
- Chasm
- Early majority
- Late majority
- Laggards

I think those that were here 4 years ago would say we’re in the early majority but I think it is still early adopters myself.

#sorry
#mansplaining
#IllGetMyCoat

Hidden behind a Content Warning as I can't imagine it will translate well to everyone.

'I'll get my coat' - Things that can go wrong.

More of this kind of nonsense on my website, along with my Diagram Club, a community of people who, among other things, help me devise new work. https://davewalker.com/diagram-club/

#cartoon #cartoons #diagram #coats #illgetmycoat

From our excruciating puns department...

#cartoon #illgetmycoat https://t.co/rn1V57KYqL