You Can Call Me Dave · @NotEnoughCoffee
12 followers · 29 posts · Server mindly.socialWhat did the waiter coffee bean say to the customer coffee bean?
Wha'Java'vin?
#coffee #java #lamejoke #badjoke #illseemyselfout
plaws (N5UWY/VE2UWY; he/him) · @VE2UWY
145 followers · 1230 posts · Server mastodon.radio@mattblaze I can't help myself: Is that mismatch why so many DMs are filled with SWeaRing?
Miriam Robern · @miriamrobern
273 followers · 2216 posts · Server dice.camp
KiltedQueer :trans_heart: · @KiltedQueer
597 followers · 383 posts · Server mstdn.socialI need tae return this Omega Seamaster 300M, it lost an entire hour overnight. #Watches #SwissWatch #OmegaWatch #IllSeeMyselfOut
#illseemyselfout #omegawatch #swisswatch #watches
Third spruce tree on the left · @tezoatlipoca
125 followers · 480 posts · Server mas.to@the_etrain He's been down too long in the Midnight See
#tipyourwaitperson #illbehereallweek #illseemyselfout #dio
Ollie The Magic Bum · @64bithero
108 followers · 378 posts · Server techhub.socialI don’t know why people say tribal people are uncultured. I see them shake spears all the time
#illseemyselfout
Chip Kroh · @lckrohjr
138 followers · 1733 posts · Server fediverse.krohsnest.comNight shift thoughts: For dinner tonight, I'm having Italian dumplings cooked by a famous chef from #Milton #Pennsylvania. The filling of meat and cheese is sealed between two thin layers of egg pasta dough and typically served with a delicious tomato sauce. It is paired with a light citrus carbonated beverage based on the morning dew.
Yeah... I'm having Chef Boy-R-Dee ravioli from a can with Mountain Dew.
#milton #pennsylvania #foodhumor #nightshift #illseemyselfout
Ess.Bee.Bee 🍑🔌 · @essbeebee
246 followers · 3226 posts · Server mstdn.partyOkay, I’ll start by apologizing.
But, I cannot get this thought out of my head.
Isn’t anyone who d-stroys a lady in the sack a boxer?
Ess.Bee.Bee 🍑🔌 · @essbeebee
246 followers · 3226 posts · Server mstdn.partyOkay, I’ll start by apologizing.
But, I cannot get this thought out of my head.
Isn’t anyone who d-stroys a lady in the sack a boxer?
Ollie The Magic Bum · @64bithero
108 followers · 304 posts · Server techhub.socialThis park seems to have a lot of Duck dealers. I think if you bring the right amount of bread you could score some quack.
#illseemyselfout
Chiral The Alien · @ChiralTheAlien
65 followers · 911 posts · Server home.social
Ollie The Magic Bum · @64bithero
107 followers · 258 posts · Server techhub.socialI was going to make an Mastodon blogging joke with an example. But I couldn’t find a good instance.
#illseemyselfout #Mastodon
Ollie The Magic Bum · @64bithero
107 followers · 258 posts · Server techhub.socialI was going to make a joke about Mastodon with an blogging example, but I couldn’t a good instance.
#illseemyselfout #Mastodon
justifiedmadness31 · @justifiedmadness31
0 followers · 11 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
Due to budget cuts, I will only be jingling 3/4 of the way this year.
#illseemyselfout #holidayhumor
vestergaardj · @vestergaard
35 followers · 56 posts · Server techhub.social
Andreas Sandelin Thell · @Athell
8 followers · 64 posts · Server mastodonsweden.se
Darren Sablednah Douglas · @sablednah
29 followers · 25 posts · Server warhammer.social
Imagine the capers that they get up to in there.
#broadstairs #seewhatididthere #dadjokes #illseemyselfout
Typical Geek · @64bithero
6 followers · 37 posts · Server techhub.social20 some odd years later we still are no closer to knowing Who let the dogs out … who ? who?
#justmythoughts #dogs #illseemyselfout
#justmythoughts #dogs #illseemyselfout
Howie Cohen · @howiecohen
102 followers · 154 posts · Server nerdculture.de@TBpnw a family member had an appointment with a Dr. Parsely recently. I asked: if we don't pay, will they garnish my wages? #IllSeeMyselfOut