@ScientistSoph This one brings a tear to my eye...
It had to be said! #IllShowMyselfOut
Mother said she ran into the doctor's office with this bloody child, and everyone was agape. They thought I'd been in a car accident. To hear my mother tell it, she was in hysteric tears.
But she didn't say whether it was because she was upset, or laughing so hard.
@unti1x @olsonexi I was never good at calculus... although I did create one by accident (#kidneystones #badpuns #illshowmyselfout)
#kidneystones #badpuns #illshowmyselfout
LOL. Shopped #TheRefineryMI and now I have some new treats waiting for me. Mostly it starts with “I need more CBD…” and that becomes “Okay, I’ve got $200 in my cart, I can stop. LOL.” I can stop anytime I like. ;)
But I don’t #wana
#therefinerymi #wana #pun #illshowmyselfout #today
@jalefkowit That region of disturbed water behind the "James Joyce" is of course known as Finnegan's Wake.
Something profound.
(I felt like my first post on here should be something profound.)
#firstpost #illshowmyselfout #birdappmigrant #twitterexodus
@hummingrain@wandering.shop Is it pretty... or is it A-DOOR-ABLE? Eh? EH!?
#IllShowMyselfOut