miriam · @thecoffeenator
177 followers · 370 posts · Server snabelen.no

@Hattiec1 Du har, med andre ord, gjort den til en x app?

#illshowmyselfout

Last updated 1 year ago

Bruce Campbell · @SkeetCampbell
94 followers · 281 posts · Server genealysis.social

@ScientistSoph This one brings a tear to my eye...

It had to be said!

#illshowmyselfout

Last updated 1 year ago

Made in DNA · @DNA
384 followers · 5523 posts · Server famichiki.jp

Mother said she ran into the doctor's office with this bloody child, and everyone was agape. They thought I'd been in a car accident. To hear my mother tell it, she was in hysteric tears.

But she didn't say whether it was because she was upset, or laughing so hard.

#illshowmyselfout #realcomedy

Last updated 1 year ago

Dustin J. Sparks · @sparkdustjoe
6 followers · 133 posts · Server dotnet.social

@unti1x @olsonexi I was never good at calculus... although I did create one by accident ( )

#kidneystones #badpuns #illshowmyselfout

Last updated 2 years ago

JoeyD · @JoeyD
298 followers · 818 posts · Server stoners.social

LOL. Shopped and now I have some new treats waiting for me. Mostly it starts with “I need more CBD…” and that becomes “Okay, I’ve got $200 in my cart, I can stop. LOL.” I can stop anytime I like. ;)

But I don’t

#therefinerymi #wana #pun #illshowmyselfout #today

Last updated 2 years ago

@jalefkowit That region of disturbed water behind the "James Joyce" is of course known as Finnegan's Wake.

#illshowmyselfout

Last updated 2 years ago

Dominique D Deming · @dddeming
0 followers · 1 posts · Server mastodon.social

Something profound.

(I felt like my first post on here should be something profound.)

#firstpost #illshowmyselfout #birdappmigrant #twitterexodus

Last updated 2 years ago

Albatross · @Albatross
45 followers · 44 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

@hummingrain@wandering.shop Is it pretty... or is it A-DOOR-ABLE? Eh? EH!?

#illshowmyselfout

Last updated 6 years ago