After wrestling alligators & Southern lawyers (more "Better Call Saul" than "Matlock") in the Alabama swamps, I have returned!

So did I miss the People, the Porn, or the Politics the most?

Honestly, the People...although, "CakeBot" is still doing its damnedest to tempt me into horrific acts of dietary abuse against my own body.

Don't forget: "Cake & Cunnilingus" Day is cumming up in a week, April 14th!

#ImBackBaby #ItsLikeINeverLeft #IMissedYouMostOfAllSkeletor #IsCoffeelingusAThingYet

And we're back online!

I name no names but the outside phone line has been mounted much higher up the wall to avoid teeth, and we have landline and Internet back.

It all disappeared on Thursday last week and, honestly, it's been harrowing.

#Relieved #ImBackBaby #Tiabeanie