After wrestling alligators & Southern lawyers (more "Better Call Saul" than "Matlock") in the Alabama swamps, I have returned!

So did I miss the People, the Porn, or the Politics the most?

Honestly, the People...although, "CakeBot" is still doing its damnedest to tempt me into horrific acts of dietary abuse against my own body.

Don't forget: "Cake & Cunnilingus" Day is cumming up in a week, April 14th!

#ImBackBaby #ItsLikeINeverLeft #IMissedYouMostOfAllSkeletor #IsCoffeelingusAThingYet