please send me stuff i wanna be a bitch abd im too new to this. my session: 05c41ef8927b5ef0459a95834646d7889463b900af69c633152792ce954ebc1318 #pxdo #cpp #cum #shota #rape #jerk #imnew

This is my first post, I’m not really sure what to say but I’m stoked to be here! Happy Holidays! #christmas #holiday #imnew

#imnew Where should I put my hobbies and bio info?

Why are all my follows “pending?” #imnew here thanks

Is there any way to browse the toots from another Mastodon instance in a mobile app? I have desktop bookmarks for six different servers / instances whos content I enjoy, but I can't see it on my phone, only on the PC browser. Phone browser doesn't scroll down to the "On a different server" copy button. #MastodonHelp #Help #ImNew

Hi, I'm new here so thought I'd introduce myself.

My name is Isaac, born in Alice Springs, Northern Territory and now live in the Barossa Valley, South Australia, via numerous other parts of Australia.

I'm an ex chef who now works as a Cellar Hand making wine for one of the many Barossa wineries.

I follow the AFL (Richmond Tigers), the NBL (Adelaide 36ers) and the NBA (Chicago Bulls and all the Aussies playing over there).

I watch way too much Netflix and enjoy reading Non fiction books of a wide variety. Have quite an interest in technology and the security aspect of it especially. Bit of a car and motorbike enthusiast, who has been known to make a habit of buying and selling cars of interest on a regular basis.

Looking forward to finding plenty of interesting people and accounts to follow.

#imnew #mastodonintroduction

#ImNew

Hi I’m Julian from Southern California bisexual!
Am trying this app out to see who would follow me and interact with me.

#new #imnew #bisexual #lgbtq

#introduction #imnew
Okay I figured it out. Maybe. I think.
A wayward explorer from the exotic lands of Twitter. I'm here to do the lords work of spreading clown kink to every space I can get my little paws on 🤡

Hello! Here from the Twitterverse hoping to follow brilliant minds, scientists, fellow health care peeps (I am allied health care professional RMT with a hx of nursing education. Very interested in adapting through a pandemic rather than ‘going back to normal.’ I want to follow people that have compassion and appreciate saving lives and Mother Earth. People that love music, art and culture. People that appreciate the beautiful, colourful tapestry that makes who we are,
#imnew #covidprevention

Hi, I'm new to mastodon and it'll take me time to work out how to use this app but I'll figure out and make friends if they'll welcome me. 😊 #imnew #new #newhere #imnewhere #mastodon #makefriends #makingfriends

Really enjoying Mastodon the few days I've been actively lurking. I believe I found the perfect instance for my interests. Followed a few folks & twitter bots and watchin' the local/public timelines for entertainment and news events. A ton more activity than I expected!! Something is missing to make it perfect, unsure what that something is. #mastodon #imnew #hello_world

@maloki I'm not sure I understand the instances thing... #ImNew