Shouty person · @clacksee
1067 followers · 3335 posts · Server wandering.shop

'Hey, how come you weren't at the very important meeting?' is the adult version of 'That party was amazing. You totally should’ve been there.’

The answer to both is and always has been: because no one invited me or even told me it was happening.

#officepolitics #imnotcool

Last updated 2 years ago

WACOCA · @wacoca
27 followers · 43526 posts · Server mastodon.cloud
KirsteenTheArtist · @KIRSTEENtheARTIST
201 followers · 452 posts · Server home.social

I put on my favourite jeans and they have a hole in the knee. That’s okay, holes in jeans are cool.
Then I remembered I’m not cool. Tape fixes everything.

#imnotcool

Last updated 3 years ago