Some YouTuber: "Despite its age, I recently picked up the novel 1984."
Despite its age?
DESPITE ITS AGE???

Are we only reading contemporary books now? Do they know Classics exist?

#literature
#imtoooldforthisshit

6️⃣ Eurosong Generator nearly killed me; I lost a lot of time to faff & personal distractions, resulting in 3 or 4 all-nighters in the final week. It was worth it, but I’ll never do that again #ImTooOldForThisShit
https://mattround.com/usvsth3m/eurosong/

Catty b*tches are childish and stupid.
The irony, that many of them are actually „mothers“. LoL
#fakepeople #fake #society #wife #immature #imtoooldforthisshit #work #fuckoff #people

Went to a Michael Jackson tribute night last night. Wasn't drinking as duty driver but the late night combined with an early start today makes me feel like I was (and heavily) #ImTooOldForThisShit

I’m going outside to rototill the garden. I’ve 200 bulbs and tubers to plant. Back, wrist and knee braces are on✔️. It’s 65 degrees today! Nice. Be happy. Listen to music. 😘🌸 Spring is coming. #sunflower #photography #art #EDS #justdiagnosedwithscoliosis #imtoooldforthisshit

@tpheine No idea, didn't know there were chats on reddit. much less 🐙 + 🐻 chats 😱 . #imtoooldforthisshit

Just for fun stuff... Sort of fanart/headcanon for the Magical World of JK Rowling.
Eurymenaean Empousae are one of the most famous or infamous teams of Greece, claiming origins in the ancient past of the powerful Thessalian witches. Their crest consists of the crossed legs of an Empousa and the initials of the team #Imtoooldforthisshit #HPWorldfanart #sillycrap