JdeBP · @JdeBP
113 followers · 3491 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

The dead spider in the washing up is surely an indication that today has reached its peak.

#spiders #washingUp #inevercouldgetthehangofthursdays

Last updated 1 year ago

JdeBP · @JdeBP
4 followers · 85 posts · Server toot.wales
ThatMarkRoberts · @ThatMarkRoberts
81 followers · 700 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Mid-morning regrets. I need coffee. I know I’m going to get feck all done until I *have* some coffee.

I also know that when I haven’t *had* coffee I make stupid decisions. You know, like putting every mug I own into the top rack of the dishwasher, and setting it going on a two and a half hour wash.

I could make coffee in a cereal bowl, right? That would be okay? Right?

#thursday #inevercouldgetthehangofthursdays

Last updated 2 years ago

ThatMarkRoberts · @ThatMarkRoberts
81 followers · 700 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

Good morning, Mastodon. It’s still dark. And I’m trying to work out which of the 7 keys I currently have in my hand will unlock the back gate. Which (it now dawns on me) I have not actually unlocked since (most probably) October. None of these 7, apparently. Or the lock is knackered. Damn it. Couldn’t be doing this in actual daylight, could I…?

#thursday #inevercouldgetthehangofthursdays

Last updated 2 years ago

Keiþ 🔭 · @IChewPorridge
260 followers · 438 posts · Server mastodon.online

‘This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.’

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#inevercouldgetthehangofthursdays #DouglasAdams

Last updated 2 years ago