#iNews9K BREAKING: Desantis memoir — "My happiest day was when I found my Melania."

#iNews9K #SourcesSay: Worked his way through law school using the stage name 'Rhonda Fantasies.'

#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Trump denies Javanka wrongdoing-- "They're kids, they set up a lemonade stand, a very classy lemonade stand with a select clientele." https://www.citizensforethics.org/reports-investigations/crew-investigations/jared-and-ivanka-made-up-to-640-million-in-the-white-house/

#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Marge Greene comes out as pro-earthquake. https://www.rawstory.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-turkey/

#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Marge Greene says she was "attacked" by woman doing Marge Greene impression. https://currently.att.yahoo.com/att/cm/marjorie-taylor-greene-says-she-103810944.html

#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Now that Dilbert is history, Scott Adams can devote his full attention to drawing Elon Musk.
https://nypost.com/2023/02/27/elon-musk-says-us-media-racist-against-whites-and-asians

#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Montezuma's further revenge. https://www.rawstory.com/lauren-boebert-restaurant-2659466615/

#iNews9K WEEK IN REVIEW: Trump says he's "excited I'll finally get to meet Julia Roberts."

#iNews9K #SourcesSay: Or so he claims. https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2023/02/23/george-santos-caucus-elections-00084048

#iNews9K TRANSLATION: "It's H1O. We removed one of the hydrogens and pass the savings on to you."

#iNews9K TRANSLATION: "It's H1O. We removed one of the hydrogens and pass the savings on to you."

#iNews9K NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: Grand juror and Kyle Rittenhouse spotted canoodling poolside at Mar-a-Lago.
https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-2659452637/

#iNews9K TRANSLATION: East Palestine braces itself for another disaster.

#iNews9K TRANSLATION: The C is for Coup.

#iNews9K BREAKING:

PUTIN "GRATEFUL FOR" EXISTENCE OF STALIN

Saves Putin from No.1 spot in History Channel's annual Most Evil Tyrant Ever ratings

Trump to deliver official GOP Internationally Destabilizing Petulant Response to President Biden speech in Poland

#iNews9K #SourcesSay: Surely there must be deceptively edited hidden camera footage of Project Veritas firing James O'Keefe.

#iNews9K TRANSLATION: Corruption doesn't respect competence.

#iNews9K #SourcesSay: Don Joonyer in tears until told it wasn't the Cocaine Train and there will be plenty of rails this weekend. https://www.rawstory.com/are-we-under-trump-jr-loses-it-over-train-derailments/

#iNews9K TRANSLATION: George Santos releases statement that "I am in mourning due to the passing of my ex-wife."

#iNews9K SHOWBIZ: Trump returns to the movies — Films cameo for remake of "Indecent Proposal" playing billionaire who offers 'big money' to spend the night with man's wife, then reveals the amount is $600 plus upgrade to ocean view suite.