Cathitza Cathington · @cathitza
620 followers · 1057 posts · Server mastodon.world

Travelling home from with substantial weight gain, an alcohol problem and a giant mosquito bite in the middle of my forehead. Standard for a visit to the .

#croatia #inlaws

Last updated 2 years ago

Kristen · @K_Gregz
76 followers · 147 posts · Server zirk.us

Mildly annoyed by the passive-aggressive shock of extended families members that we, with our almost-three year old, are not spending our Easter Sunday driving for four hours to attend the family Easter dinners.

(You know who could drive four hours on the holiday if it matters this much to see us? The retired and childless family members doing the complaining.)

🤷‍♀️

#inlaws #parenting

Last updated 2 years ago

Alameda Post · @alamedapost
31 followers · 174 posts · Server newsie.social
SteviLeeAlver · @stevileealver
22 followers · 93 posts · Server me.dm

Living in Brazil has its challenges

I apparently told the in-laws: I ate pussy. It got worse, when I said: I eat lesbians

I only knew I’d said something wrong because my wife’s face was beetroot red.

#languagelearning #portuguese #itsnoteasy #secondlanguage #inlaws #lgbtq #lgbt #brazil #expat #gringolife #gringo #brasil #lesbian #gay #embarrassed

Last updated 2 years ago

circatee · @circatee
26 followers · 391 posts · Server techhub.social

My mother-in-law is stealing from her husband and now deceiving him, too.

She simply can’t be helped or be trusted for that matter…

#inlaws

Last updated 2 years ago

Chiara · @LightnShade
36 followers · 44 posts · Server cupoftea.social

Was looking forward to watching in the match this afternoon with Jnr2, but we have to go visit my instead.

#england #6nations #rugby #inlaws #snazzafrassarashinfashin

Last updated 2 years ago

a little understanding · @lewdmachines
14 followers · 137 posts · Server mastodon.lol

dear everyone that puts on a happy fake social mask persona to interact with others, because you don't want to show the "real" you: this may fool people you don't know very well, but on a months or years long relationship time scale, it's as exhausting for them as it is for you

not to mention it'll add a layer of insincerity to every interaction, making them distrust you at a gut level. maybe this is the desired outcome! just saying

#relationships #inlaws

Last updated 2 years ago

a little understanding · @lewdmachines
14 followers · 132 posts · Server mastodon.lol

dear everyone that puts on a happy fake social mask persona to interact with others, because you don't want to show the "real" you: this may fool people you don't know very well, but on a months or years long relationship time scale, it's as exhausting for them as it is for you

not to mention it'll add a layer of insincerity to every interaction, making them distrust you at a gut level. maybe this is the desired outcome! just saying.

#relationships #inlaws

Last updated 2 years ago

ToSkinADonkey · @ToSkinADonkey
8 followers · 233 posts · Server noc.social

It seems that Mastodon isn't great with messing with orders of operation so i fucked up the order with the last one because the one after hadn't populated yet. This is my own learning curve I guess. All of this should also go under and my own # I'm sticking to,

#ilovemyinlawsbut #reverendsofmastodon #inlaws #parenting #preachershusband #reverendswife

Last updated 2 years ago

Dan O'Brien · @abend0c4
32 followers · 104 posts · Server tech.lgbt

Ok! Christmas over! Time to go home!

Get.
Me.
The.
Fuck.
Outta.
Here.


media.giphy.com/media/xT5LMSwl

#inlaws #homofortheholidays

Last updated 2 years ago

Dan O'Brien · @abend0c4
32 followers · 104 posts · Server tech.lgbt

Ok! Christmas over! Time to go home!

Get.
Me.
The.
Fuck.
Outta.
Here.

media.giphy.com/media/xT5LMSwl

#inlaws #homofortheholidays

Last updated 2 years ago

Ellie Coral · @elliecoral
10 followers · 53 posts · Server mindly.social

Imagine being such a materialist that you complain about family members not asking for a whole lot when it comes to gifts. Sorry if my DVD collection, one book, and Lego succulents set make you sad, MIL, but I'm still going to get a ton of joy out of them.

Best of all, I'm not fretting about where to store them in my already cramped space, which is a gift in itself.

Though I am curious how she'd react if I asked for nothing but gift cards.

#joinin #inlaws #motherinlaw

Last updated 2 years ago

Dan O'Brien · @abend0c4
32 followers · 104 posts · Server tech.lgbt

Why, yes, I'd LOVE to hear all the ways the NFL has ruined the game of football over the last 50 years. Again. And again. And again...

#inlaws #homofortheholidays #killmenow

Last updated 2 years ago

Dr. Pattie · @drpattie
76 followers · 360 posts · Server mastodon.social

@spaf is such a trooper. My mom switched from pummeling us with Christmas music on repeat to country music on repeat. 😄🤣😂😭We might have to break out the home-brewed pawpaw brandy to get through the next 24 hours.

#inlaws #family #onebighappy #patienceisavirtue #cantwinforlosing

Last updated 2 years ago

Dan O'Brien · @abend0c4
31 followers · 97 posts · Server tech.lgbt

My expressed desire for a pizza (for Second Dinner, since we ate at 3:30pm) has been met with a lament about the secularization of society in the U.S.

#inlaws #homofortheholidays

Last updated 2 years ago

Dan O'Brien · @abend0c4
30 followers · 93 posts · Server tech.lgbt

I miss holding the remote control.

#inlaws #homofortheholidays

Last updated 2 years ago

Dan O'Brien · @abend0c4
30 followers · 93 posts · Server tech.lgbt

It's not quite 4:30pm. We finished dinner (and had the dishwasher loaded more than 30 minutes ago). Father-in-law is yelling at the TV about "the network" because the sound on the football game is too soft.

#inlaws #homofortheholidays

Last updated 2 years ago

and Happy Eve! Today's agenda:

1. Wrap the last few
2. Pick up from
3. Sell my to the and hope I can find one more gift for my youngest
4. Ask @godpod for forgiveness

#goodmorning #tooters #christmas #gifts #kids #inlaws #soul #devil #daughter

Last updated 2 years ago

George Roberts · @peaceful
70 followers · 143 posts · Server mindly.social

And it is a with the with blue sky and idle chat.

#goodmorning #inlaws

Last updated 2 years ago

freeformz · @freeformz
277 followers · 314 posts · Server hachyderm.io

Last day at . Tomorrow and for the next week it’s all , mostly around .

#disney #inlaws #miami

Last updated 2 years ago