#insomnia #insomniacthoughts

insomnia is the glorified name i give my cranky thought editor who works the graveyard shift.

#insomnia #3amthoughts #sleepdeprivation #insomniacthoughts #insomniaproblems

Flies are weird. They just die hanging onto a surface, so they look alive but aren't, and it's weird and confusing, like: ug

"Gasp! I see you have come armed with my only weakness: fly spray! Fine then, I shall die! But in death I shall cling to this surface so you keep thinking I'm alive! Mwhaha" -- Flies, probably

#jokes #insomniacthoughts