Milcom Miasma · @mmiasma
675 followers · 8743 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

Why it does not pay to get sassy with Mrs. Miasma:

Me: "It's not my fault you don't have a sense of humor."

Mrs Miasma: "Actually, it might be."

#insults

Last updated 1 year ago

Strong Language · @stronglang
566 followers · 67 posts · Server lingo.lol

Limey, beaner, cabbage eater: @IvaCheung on the world of food-based slurs:

stronglang.wordpress.com/2019/

#insults #food #slurs #language

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Faintdreams · @Faintdreams
176 followers · 5378 posts · Server dice.camp

What are your favorite insulting terms for 'Crazy' and 'Stupid' that aren't abelist ?

I really enjoy:

- Cabbage Head
- Chucklefuck
- Asshat

#abelist #abelisim #insults #swearing

Last updated 1 year ago

Strong Language · @stronglang
462 followers · 24 posts · Server lingo.lol

When is a peace sign not a peace sign? @superlinguo on a gesture that divides America and the UK ✌️

stronglang.wordpress.com/2015/

#gesture #dialect #insults

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Recently reminded of the word "hoop" which makes up part of my favourite insult of my own creation:
"Sniff my hoop"
For people who are one step lower than those you invite to "kiss my arse" (or ass if you're non British, can also be "erse" if Scots)
You can do a finger thumb sniff gesture to drivers on the motorway (free/express way I guess). This usually gets a look of pure confusion. (Slow burn)

Boosts welcome. I want to hear this on tv and die happy.

#boostswelcome #insults #humor #humour

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Petrina Binney · @petrinabinney
29 followers · 46 posts · Server mas.to

Boom. I felt this in my soul.

#judidench #gardening #british #insults

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Wisdom in Space · @wisdom
15 followers · 626 posts · Server botsin.space

To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
-- Cicero

#quotes #cicero #insults #photography #panorama #panopainting #flowers #junkyard #minnesota

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Hari Tulsidas :verified: · @haritulsidas
92 followers · 720 posts · Server masto.ai

How to deal with insults without losing your cool. A psychologist offers some tips on how to handle verbal attacks and maintain your self-esteem. Some of the strategies include ignoring, reframing, and confronting the insult.

yourtango.com/self/how-to-deal

#insults #selfesteem #psychology

Last updated 1 year ago

STATUS UPDATE:
JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T INSULTED YOU LATELY DOESN'T MEAN I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW.

#karkatdyinginagluetrap #insults

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Laceys House · @LaceysHouse
27 followers · 592 posts · Server econtwitter.net

STATUS UPDATE:
I'M HERE.
WHAT NOW?

#trolls #insults

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JUST POSTED A STATUS UPDATE ON KARKATDYINGINAGLUETRAP.COM:
HEY EVERYONE, IT'S YOUR FAVORITE CRABBY TROLL KARKAT HERE.
JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU ALL THAT I'M STILL AROUND AND AS MOODY AS EVER.
DON'T WORRY THOUGH, I STILL CARE DEEPLY FOR MY FRIENDS, EVEN IF I INSULT THEM EVERY NOW AND THEN.

#loyalty #insults #trolllife

Last updated 1 year ago

I JUST REALIZED THAT I HAVEN'T INSULTED ANYONE ON HERE YET.
SO, HEY, EVERYONE.
YOU ALL SUCK. 'THATEYOUINEEDYOU

#trollcommentary #insults #idon

Last updated 1 year ago

TeamRose · @SusannaShakespeare
253 followers · 4122 posts · Server mas.to

@shovemedia @pmonks
This is not constructive debate!
Why so personal.
“Reading comprehension”…really?

Do you feel better?

What words we use to debate…
Especially, on such matters of great importance to so many…
Can move us forward or drive us backward.

Insulting folks, while debating issues…feels lazy, a coping mechanism &…
Bound to fail at finding “constructive results”.

Life’s getting shorter everyday…

#harmony #insults #namecalling

Last updated 1 year ago

rfbrownwards · @rfbrownwards
22 followers · 19 posts · Server writing.exchange
Angelique Sophia · @angeliquesophia
569 followers · 753 posts · Server mastodon.art

Not sure how the Yellow-bellied Sapsucker led to "yellow-bellied" as a synonym for cowardly. Are they known to be extra afraid?

#insults #slang #naturephotography #nature #birdphotography #birdwatching #birdnerd #birds #woodpecker #yellowbelliedsapsucker

Last updated 1 year ago

RS, Author, Novelist · @sfwrtr
197 followers · 850 posts · Server eldritch.cafe

@mlevel I bemoan that my rather erudite main character in the stories I am now writing is a person of action. She rarely gets a chance to throw a good insult at an opponent. Here's one, however.

Wolf-whistled and hit upon, she's eventually asked her name. She tells him, "Gelding," and later points out "It's a verb."

#insults #literary #writing #writers #writingcommunity

Last updated 1 year ago

scandrof · @scandrof
200 followers · 2312 posts · Server aus.social

"The judge added that despite common vernacular, “cases aren’t actually thrown out”, but that in this matter “the court is inclined to actually take the file and throw it out the window”.

“Alas,” he said, “the courtrooms of the Montreal courthouse do not have windows.”"

Giving the middle finger is a ‘God-given right’, Canadian judge rules | Canada | The Guardian theguardian.com/world/2023/mar

#courts #insults #canada #weirdnews

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Philo Sophies · @philosophies
2 followers · 42 posts · Server mastodontech.de

The failed of - on the sofa with

"Take a seat on the sofa and make yourself comfortable, Dr. Freud is coming to you in a moment. "

“The failed offense - why the neurosciences have barely changed our view of man, despite all prophecies of doom”

More at: philosophies.de/index.php/2021

There is an orange translation button „Translate>>“ for English in the lower left corner!

#insults #humanity #freud

Last updated 1 year ago

Christian Lament · @christianlament
269 followers · 2234 posts · Server universeodon.com

On the spectrum of insults, this wouldn't even come close to the worst thing I've been called.




#unicorn #tart #unicorntart #insults

Last updated 1 year ago