So, the current thinking in my house is that -- in a parallel dimension -- my alternate self puts dishes into a dishwasher, which is actually a portal to our dimension. I don't have a dishwasher, so the dirty dishes then appear in my sink. Grumbling, I wash them (eventually) and put them away. Of course, my cabinets are *also* a portal back to the alternate dimension, so alternate me gets his dishes back, spic and span.

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