Evie (SleepyCatten) · @SleepyCatten
2466 followers · 12051 posts · Server cultofshiv.wtf

Question for Spanish mathematicians:

What happens if you divide by Juan?

#irreverenthumour

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Evie (SleepyCatten) · @SleepyCatten
2460 followers · 11751 posts · Server cultofshiv.wtf

Which would you rather be? πŸ€”

#poll #irreverenthumour

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Evie (SleepyCatten) · @SleepyCatten
2085 followers · 6529 posts · Server cultofshiv.wtf

I'm not like the other girls :TransFemHeart: ...

...

... I actively disliked Star Wars: The Last Jedi.

#irreverenthumour #starwars #transfem

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Evie (SleepyCatten) · @SleepyCatten
2086 followers · 6495 posts · Server cultofshiv.wtf

PSA

As a bi trans woman in the UK, life can feel like an endless grind at times for me.

That's why this Pride month I'm partnership with RuneScape βš”

+ + +

#pride #pridemonth #pride2023 #queer #lgbtq #lgbtqia #LGBTQIA2S #irreverenthumour

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Evie (SleepyCatten) · @SleepyCatten
2080 followers · 6456 posts · Server cultofshiv.wtf

PSA

If you want to get an idea of what University-era, pre-transition Evie was like, I think this video sums it up pretty perfectly 😌🀭

Funny to think that's the voice I used to use & how flexible voices are.

#irreverenthumour

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Evie (SleepyCatten) · @SleepyCatten
2065 followers · 5787 posts · Server cultofshiv.wtf

So, we've had Star Wars Andor.

When do we get other combinations of logic gates?

Perhaps NandOr? AndNor? NandNor?

#logicgates #starwars #andor #irreverenthumour

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Evie (SleepyCatten) · @SleepyCatten
2009 followers · 4743 posts · Server cultofshiv.wtf

🎡 I fell in love with the girl at the gock show 🎡

#trans #transfem #lewd #irreverenthumour

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Evie (SleepyCatten) · @SleepyCatten
1965 followers · 4192 posts · Server cultofshiv.wtf

Imagine you're carpooling. Suddenly, as you go through a tunnel, your hands start to ache.

Looks like your carpool tunnel is acting up again.

#irreverenthumour #iapologisefornothing

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Evie (SleepyCatten) · @SleepyCatten
1857 followers · 3262 posts · Server cultofshiv.wtf

Some geese do not adhere to the rigid gander anorms.

They are typically considered to be gander non-conforming.

The broader study of such geese is referred to as gander variance.

😌🀭

#goose #geese #gander #irreverenthumour #iapologisefornothing #trans #transgender #nonbinary #gendernonconforming

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Evie (SleepyCatten) · @SleepyCatten
1837 followers · 3143 posts · Server cultofshiv.wtf

Coming out as trans online sometimes be like:

🎡 That's me on a blog site.
That's me on a Calckey,
Revealing my gender.
Trying to keep up, uwu.

& I don't know if I can do it.
Oh no! I've memed too much.
I haven't memed enough. 🎡

#trans #transgender #irreverenthumour #rem #changedlyrics

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Evie (SleepyCatten) · @SleepyCatten
1833 followers · 3104 posts · Server cultofshiv.wtf

Trans fems who've taken estradiol for a sufficient timeframe & not had bottom surgery be like:

🎡 You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A splooge criminal 🎡

#lewd #irreverenthumour #transfem

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Evie (SleepyCatten) · @SleepyCatten
1814 followers · 2911 posts · Server cultofshiv.wtf

So... In Your Eyes by Kylie Minogue... she was talking about jizz, right?

#lewd #irreverenthumour #kylieminogue

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Evie (SleepyCatten) · @SleepyCatten
1799 followers · 2650 posts · Server cultofshiv.wtf

What do you call a pervy shadow creature?

Niche-voyeur.

#shadowandbone #irreverenthumour

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Triceratops implies triceraversatiles, tricerasides, & tricerabottoms.

#irreverenthumour #lewd

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Sci-fi terms like hyper-drive & hyper-sleep imply:

β€’ inattentive-&-distractible-drive
β€’ inattentive-&-distractible-sleep
β€’ combined-drive
β€’ combined-sleep

Hyper-drive may also be referred to as impulsive-drive or impulse for short.

:neurodiversity:

#adhd #AuDHD #neurodivergent #neurospicy #irreverenthumour #scifi

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SinΓ©ad O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
🎡 Nothing compares to you 🎡
πŸ‘‡
🎡 Nothing compares, uwu 🎡

Coldplay - Yellow
🎡 & it was all yellow 🎡
πŸ‘‡πŸŽ΅ & they were both bottoms 🎡

#cursed #lyrics #irreverenthumour

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Psilocybin implies sensible-cybin 😌

#irreverenthumour

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If I urinate in high definition, does that make it 1080P? πŸ€” :giggle:

#irreverenthumour

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PSA

Sometimes I make some awesome jokes about symbiotic organisms.

If that appeals, lichen subscribe 😏🀭

#irreverenthumour

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"Legal gender" implies a surreptitious (& potentially far more exciting) "illegal gender" :giggle: :birbtippytap: :blahajTransPride:

#trans #transgender #enby #nonbinary #genderqueer #genderfluid #agender #irreverenthumour #humour

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