5 days out of the week this is what I eat for lunch. The tomato sauce not only gives it flavor but is a great way to add lycopene to my diet. I make up for this utterly blasphemous culinary insipidity by setting aside two splurge days of the week where I feast on nothing but jelly donuts and the blood of gothic chicks who code for “fun.”

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!!

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