Will be fun for an old man like me to watch @Antonnewcombe and Brian Jonestown Massacre tomorrow at Moriskan in Malmö. Have liked them for many years but never seen them in real life. Hope I get inspiration for new standup material from their music. Maybe #creativity is contagious. #isuckathashtags

Spiders consume between 400 and 800 millions tons of meat every year.

Total weight of all humans is approximately 300 millions tons.

Ergo, spiders would easily eat all of us in less than a year.

#nowYouKnow #uselessKnowledge #iSuckAtHashtags

@Sheril only 89% of all people died. This gives us a solid 11% chance for immortality!

#statistics #statisticsAbuse #iSuckAtHashtags

"If Anakin and Padmé had used a condom, most of the Star Wars movies wouldn’t exist."

#starWars #theShowerThoughts #iSuckAtHashtags

"We say that is wrong to take children to LGBT support events as they are too young to make their own choices, yet taking them to church and christening them is considered a good thing."

#theShowerThoughts #iSuckAtHashtags #choice

It’s not drinking alone if you’re pregnant.

#lifeHack #lifeCoach #socialize #iSuckAtHashtags

It’s socially acceptable to tell an introvert to be more social but it isn’t socially acceptable to tell an extrovert to spend some time alone and stfu.

#introverts #extroverts #someOtherTroverts #iSuckAtHashtags

The first person to be scientifically made to be immortal will probably be killed by religious extremists.

#oldButGold #theShowerThoughts #iSuckAtHashtags

Pretend Mexican dinner this evening: chopped sirloin, a jar of "Mexican" sauce from a local store and a tin of mixed beans.

#food #mexican #iSuckAtHashtags

SQLAlchemy 2.0 has just been released. This is a major milestone. Beware of some incompatibilities with v 1.4!

https://www.sqlalchemy.org/blog/2023/01/26/sqlalchemy-2.0.0-released/

#data #python #SQLAlchemy #iSuckAtHashtags

It's difficult to describe how difficult it is knowing the my new PineTime is sitting in Minnesota, 45 min away, but I can't go till Saturday eve.

Passport - Check

Receipt for customs declaration - Check

The gas tank in Wife's car is low, so we get maximum benefit from those sweet low American gas prices - Check.

#firstworldproblems #pinetime #Isuckathashtags

I had to downgrade my local Python installation to 3.10 as one of the libraries I'm trying to learn isn't compatible with 3.11 yet.

#firstWorldProblems #python #iSuckAtHashtags

The full list of Limeric Primes: 11551, 33113, 33223, 33773, 77447, 77557, 99119, 99559.

#uselessTrivia #mathTrivia #primes #primeNumbers #limerick #iSuckAtHashtags

"Work is like a video game you play 40hrs a week. You go to a different world, you train your work character, collect exp, and try to level up to get more gold."

#theShowerThoughts #workLifeBalance #videoGames #iSuckAtHashtags

If someone made special scissors for cutting paper made of stone, they’d be rock paper scissors.

#theShowerThoughts #rock #paper #scissors #iSuckAtHashtags

"One day that will be the last day you have ever seen a goat. And you wont even know it."

#lifeCoach #muchWise #soDeep #aTootAboutGoats #iSuckAtHashtags #theShowerThoughts

If you take a square and a cube of the number 69, the resulting 2 numbers (4761 and 328509), combined, contain each digit from 0 to 9 exactly once. There are no other numbers with this property.

You can use this knowledge next time when someone around you mentions 69 :)

#maths #numbers #sixtyNine #iSuckAtHashtags

A refresher course on the speed of algorithms and the big-O notation, explained in modern Internet language (i.e. cats): https://antonz.org/big-o/

#zhiyanov #algorithms #big-o #iSuckAtHashtags

@ArrestJK I have been capitalizing hashtags for a long time now. It is easy once you wire your brain to do it automatically.

Besides, #iSuckAtHashtags looks so much better than #isuckathashtags right? Not to mention risking silly mistakes like #penisland.

Re alt text for pictures, I only do it occasionally and only when tooting from my PC. Using smartphone keyboard to type extended picture descriptions still sucks despite Android developers' efforts to make typing more user-friendly.

I boost when I deem the content awesome.

I star when I want the author to know I read their message and I'm kind of agreeing with it, ish. Or at least not disagreeing.

And last but not least, #iSuckAtHashtags.