I thought I could eat that chicken soup that had been in the fridge for a few days
#IThought_Could #ChickenSoup #InTheFridge #GaveItToTheDogInstead #HeSeemsFine #ImAGoodDogMom #ISwear #HashtagGames
#HashtagGames #iswear #imagooddogmom #heseemsfine #gaveittothedoginstead #inthefridge #chickensoup #ithought_could
Watching food network while a chef grabs aerosol cheese for his ‘authentic Philly cheesesteaks’ and pretzel buns - if I was wearing shoes I’d hurl it through the screen #iswear #blasphemous #cheesesteak
#iswear #blasphemous #CHEESESTEAK
*Logs into Google*
*Searches fastest dirt bike top speed*
*Searches Colorado police car stats*
*Searches how painful broken ribs are*
*Searches police protocol for fugitive in forest*
Me: Man, I really hope my FBI agent knows that I'm a writer...
#author #writer #bookstodon #definitelynotacriminal #iswear
Obligatory office #Selfie since I willed myself to put on a bra today and am pretty damn proud I made it out in public. Now if I can just continue to wear sunglasses without getting questioning gazes from office mates, so I can deal with the horrible fluorescent lighting, I’ll be a v happy camper.
#Sapphic #LGBTQIA #BiggoLesbo #ImNotHungover #ISwear #ByTheMoonAndTheStarsInTheSky
#selfie #sapphic #lgbtqia #biggolesbo #imnothungover #iswear #bythemoonandthestarsinthesky
Oh Thesaurus, how I love you. You save me from yours truly.
Oh Thesaurus, how I love you. You save me from yours truly.
the forest cat cannot believe it
#itstoowarm #iswear #forestcat #cat #illustration
#itstoowarm #iswear #forestcat #cat #illustration
Will try not to post my #wordle and #heardle #iswear #riptwitter
#Wordle #Heardle #iswear #riptwitter
I've never ditched a NaNo project 2/3 of the way through the month, but... 😑 #nanowrimo2018 #iswear #ifThereIsOneMoreMisogynisticBullshitLineInThisSupposedlyWellResearchedInterview
#nanowrimo2018 #iswear #ifthereisonemoremisogynisticbullshitlineinthissupposedlywellresearchedinterview