I wish the upstairs neighbor had a bike...instead of a treadmill. 😩

#apartmentliving #bikes #treadmill #itstooearlyforthis

Came to a realization about the patriarchy and I have never been so angry with myself and fellow men this early in the day.

#patriarchy #SaturdayIdeas #itstooearlyforthis

There’s a whole group chat going on outside my bedroom window right now. The bird chirping is outta control. I can’t help but wonder if one bird is dominating the chat or whether they’re sharing talking time equally. Is there a bird hierarchy? Is there a moderator for this chat or do birds not need mods?

They really do seem to have a lot to talk about. Are they sharing their dreams from last night with each other? Is it gossip by the water cooler time? Are they sharing plans for the day? Filling flight plans? I need to know.

#InsomniaMusings #DamnTheyreLoud #ItsTooEarlyForThis #NotAMorningPerson #WhyAmIStillAwake