Enrique 👀 · @Enrique
358 followers · 288 posts · Server sueden.social
#itWasntMe 😂 #London #BritishMuseum
Also irgendwie müssen ja die Aufenthalte bei meinem #Sohn in #London finanziert werden 😂
„Über Jahre hinweg verschwanden Juwelen, Goldschmuck und andere Kunstschätze aus dem British Museum in London. Nun tritt der deutsche Direktor Fischer zurück“
https://www.tagesschau.de/ausland/europa/british-museum-ruecktritt-100.html
#itwasntme #London #BritishMuseum #sohn
Pippa :deadinside: · @pippa
489 followers · 10844 posts · Server famichiki.jpone benefit of the One Parent One Language strategy for raising a bilingual child is that it’s very easy to know which parent the child learned something from
this observation brought to you by something going wrong last night resulting in my daughter sighing dramatically and going “ugh, 最悪！！”
#ItWasntMe
STRP · @SecondThought
0 followers · 6 posts · Server mas.to
Somebody come get him, he's dancing with a stripper, and let's just say his moves are making the pole jealous! #itwasntme #1isenough #fakenews #yolo
#yolo #fakenews #1isenough #itwasntme
Sean P. O. MacCath-Moran · @emanaton
46 followers · 132 posts · Server phpc.social
Sometimes you just have be honest about what you've done.
#coding #php #drupal #humor #itwasntme
MartineBunny · @MartineBunny
184 followers · 5769 posts · Server mastodon.thirring.org
Look friends at what some baddie did to me’s soft toy pal Ginger! Me wonders who could have done that?🤔
#ItsAMystery #PoorGingersBumBum
#ItWasntMe #InnocentMartine
#itsamystery #poorgingersbumbum #itwasntme #innocentmartine #sundayisbunday
essjax · @Essjax
1104 followers · 4220 posts · Server mastodon.nzIf you happened to see me walking around in town today with one turn-up turned up and one turn-up turned down, no you didn't.
That doesn't sound like my usual state of sophisticated sartorial elegance at all and you must have been mistaken.
#ItWasntMe
Chris Moorehead · @cjmoorehead
36 followers · 792 posts · Server techhub.social@christ I’ve been in Stratford since Tuesday night, and I don’t own a cowboy hat…though I suppose I could have borrowed one from the Festival costume warehouse, assuming they have any leftovers from the last production of “Oklahoma”. #ItWasntMe #TOpoli #GoodRiddanceToBadRubbish
#itwasntme #TOpoli #goodriddancetobadrubbish
Chris T · @christ
361 followers · 452 posts · Server awjeez.help
I've had a few people offer me an alibi after seeing that the worst mayor ever got his office egged on his final day of disgrace. Thank you but it's not necessary at this time 💪 .
#topoli #johntory #toronto #worstmayor #itwasntme
Duncan Batey · @FakePlasticDunk
142 followers · 1962 posts · Server universeodon.com@christianlament dang, I thought I'd paid off the right people to keep that one quiet. Just don't mention the doughnuts #ItWasntMe
Frankington Jordan III · @FrankInThaLou
28 followers · 209 posts · Server mastodon.social
#ICYMI! Click here for today's comic 👉🏾 http://CompanyManComic.com #HUMOR #COMICS #FUNNY 👎🏾#mikepence 👍🏾#POTUS #RaceBannon #JohnnyQuest #Shaggy #ItWasntMe #BlackLivesMatter #CartoonistsWhoResist #ProtectWomensReproductiveRights #BlackTwitter #BlackMastodon #BlackFedi #BlackFediverse
#icymi #humor #comics #funny #mikepence #potus #racebannon #johnnyquest #shaggy #itwasntme #blacklivesmatter #cartoonistswhoresist #protectwomensreproductiverights #blacktwitter #blackmastodon #BlackFedi #blackfediverse
Frankington Jordan III · @FrankInThaLou
28 followers · 207 posts · Server mastodon.social
#TheNooner! Click here for today's comic 👉🏾 http://CompanyManComic.com #HUMOR #COMICS #FUNNY 👎🏾#mikepence 👍🏾#POTUS #RaceBannon #JohnnyQuest #Shaggy #ItWasntMe #BlackLivesMatter #CartoonistsWhoResist #ProtectWomensReproductiveRights #BlackTwitter #BlackMastodon #BlackFedi #BlackFediverse
#thenooner #humor #comics #funny #mikepence #potus #racebannon #johnnyquest #shaggy #itwasntme #blacklivesmatter #cartoonistswhoresist #protectwomensreproductiverights #blacktwitter #blackmastodon #BlackFedi #blackfediverse
St. Petra · @just
72 followers · 52 posts · Server mas.to
Bern🔥 · @Burntpaddock
59 followers · 202 posts · Server aus.social
My husband just said accusingly - wtf did you do to Randal.
I said I dunno - one minute he was a cute puppy then suddenly he found weird and fugly 🤷♀️ it’s not my fucking fault. I didn’t do nuffin😭😂 #myhusbandisstoopid #itwasntme #ikr #weirdodog #getfucked #purebreedmyarse
#myhusbandisstoopid #itwasntme #ikr #weirdodog #getfucked #purebreedmyarse