Forgetfulness is slimming in a house with stairs

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My lazy man’s book of etiquette says, “if they want fancy, they should say fancy.”

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This ‘Pizza On Earth” shirt that I’m wearing doesn’t manifest pizza the way I thought it would…or world peace.

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I love that when I typed“pie for,” my phone suggests “breakfast.” When I tried to recreate it for a screen shot, it changed to “dinner.” My phone knows me so well!

#PredictiveText #jamtoots

where do you put the overflow
when you are full of snark?

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I’m sorry, 2023, but I’d like to date some other years before any sort of commitment

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Ok, I am getting up, but if I don’t like it, I am going back to bed.

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Repeating your mistakes to be sure, that’s just good science!

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On Tumblr, I am very popular with the porn bots.

How do you measure success?

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Life is better with a ginger chew in your pocket

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I purchased more band t-shirts during the pandemic than I did in the 10 years prior to that. How are you supporting your favorite artists?

#jamtoots #rootsmusic #musiclovers

I purchased more band t-shirts during the pandemic than I did in the 10 years prior to that. How are you supporting your favorite artists?

#jamtoots #rootsmusic #musiclovers

It’s not that I forget so much as fail to remember

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It’s not that I forget so much as fail to remember

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Franco Harris, Lynn Swann, and the Steelers turned me into a football fan with their win in Superbowl X.

#RIPFranco #jamtoots

Leaving twitter is like previewing what death will be like. Will anyone even notice when the annoying posts cease?

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The stairwell in my house is magical. I go down to erase memories. I go back up to remember.

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My home feed promised new toots…but it was only me

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This version of me is less talkative. Stoic even.

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This version of me is less talkative. Stoic even.

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