Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
649 followers · 1559 posts · Server mstdn.socialLet’s grab this Friday by the balls and ride it right into the weekend
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
648 followers · 1549 posts · Server mstdn.socialToday was a no bra kind of day
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
649 followers · 1508 posts · Server mstdn.socialSanta started women’s obsessions with feeling all warm and fuzzy when they see a guy with a beard granting wishes.
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
644 followers · 1496 posts · Server mstdn.socialBeing able to ask Santa for something as an adult should be a thing.
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
644 followers · 1464 posts · Server mstdn.socialI am not saying my birthday was uneventful, but my legs did fall asleep twice.
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
641 followers · 1452 posts · Server mstdn.socialOffice Christmas Party is a top 3 Christmas movie. Prove me wrong.
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
632 followers · 1439 posts · Server mstdn.social
Who needs a new job?
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
626 followers · 1426 posts · Server mstdn.social
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialThere are 8 meetings standing between me and the weekend. Home stretch to surviving this hell week.
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialSuddenly jealous of my laptop and wish I could simply update my firmware too.
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialI just want to go back to the days where I can threaten to call Santa
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialI am at the age where now a Santa Claus can look hot
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.social*Demands a participation trophy for surviving Monday*
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialThe existence of Mastodon implies there is also a Mastodoff.
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialCaught in the middle of wanting my milkshake to bring all the boys to my yard but knowing I would just yell at them to get off my lawn if it worked.
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialGoing to detox from eating Turkey by having sushi tonight.
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.socialIf she wears white blouses like Beverly D’Angelo in Christmas Vacation, she will do that thing you like.
#jbtoots
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.social
When you have your teenager decorate the tree this is what you get front and center as the highlighted ornament
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.social
Jo Bean · @jobrowneyes
628 followers · 1428 posts · Server mstdn.social16 is laughing at Planes, Trains and Automobiles. This is proof I must be doing some right.