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A bunch of coworkers are typing in chat wishing me a happy birthday this weekend.

A dark, twisted part of me wants to respond:

"Thank you, but no thank you. I'm a faithful Jehovah's Witness and I do not participate in worldly witchcraft and satanic practices. In the future please respect my religious beliefs and not rope me into your oneway ticket to damnation. See you tonight when I ring your doorbell."

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